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BDK1976

38 M Buffalo, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an intellectual who looks like a felon, but I assure you it's just a couple misdemeanors. In truth I'm a secret nerd, I was the captain of my high school knowledge bowl team. But I also worked as a bouncer for a decade or so. I have no statistics to back it up but I'd guess I'm one of the only one-armed bouncer you're ever likely to meet. I'm a bit of a contradiction. I'm an introvert that isn't generally bothered by crowds, in fact I sort of enjoy the sensation of being alone in a crowd, kind of an extroverted introvert. I know I'm a little old to be working on college but I took a couple swings at the fences when I was young that didn't quite pan out- figured you can always go back to school. So looks like it's finally time to try plan b.

I am probably too honest, too loyal and too nice for my own good- or so my friends tell me. I'm also possessed of the crippling social handicap of always being myself. People tend to stick in my life. I still have good friends, plural, that I made in grade school. I laugh often because I find humor in odd places (not of the medieval medical variety). I'm completely comfortable being single- which is probably good if I'm going to joke about bodily fluids and being a criminal in my profile. I don't usually date just to have someone around- I have friends. I'm looking for my female counterpart, so together we become (somehow) more awesome...

I consider myself to be intelligent and well versed in a number of topics. I have a great interest in history, anthropology, and enjoy intellectual discussions on almost any topic. I'm pretty leftist politically. I think that a sense of humor is important and that you have to be willing laugh at even the worst life can throw at you. I guess most of my friends would say I'm the crazy one but also the one who'll always be there when they need someone. Despite all that awesome stuff I am horrible at flirting. I try to live life like an adventure because to do otherwise seems like a waste.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Giving stand-up comedy another go
Writing a comic book based on my life, you know if I were a super-hero.
I solved the zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, going completely off topic in the middle of a story and doing things with one hand. Which is not as dirty as it sounds- I paralyzed my left arm when I was three. Screaming at the people on Ancient Aliens about Occam's Razor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Goatee, eyes, laugh, dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Lies My Teacher Told Me, Drink; A Social History of America, Egil's Saga, actually all of the Icelandic Sagas.

Movies- The Wanderers, Fandango, Army of Darkness, Basketball, The Big Lebowski, The Specials, Observe and Report, ... and many others.

Shows- Archer, Wilfred, SOA, Shameless, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Venture Brothers, Community, Titus, documentaries, a few others.

Music- Springsteen,Drive-by Truckers, Hayes Carll, Slaid Cleeves, NQ Arbuckle, Dave Alvin, Robert Earl Keen, White Iron Band, Bootliquor Radio is my go to for music- it pretty much kicks ass, and 90's Metal/Rock- Pantera, Metallica, Machine Head, Faith No More, Rollins Band, Sound Garden, Pearl Jam.

Food- Spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Springsteen
Booze
Tabasco Sauce
Mexican food
Intellect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy
History
How to make the world a better place
Fishing
A few acres of land in Northern Minnesota
The huge impact the Simpsons have had on modern communication.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recently lost a testicle, and didn't even get a cool story out of the deal. Although, I was considering lying about that and saying it happened in a knife fight. Also I hate onions and mushrooms. I have no filter. I ramble on and often make jokes,solely, for my own amusement.
You should message me if
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...you're a smart, down-to-earth girl who is complex and opinionated, but open-minded and a little bit of a badass.