I'm an intellectual who looks like a felon, but I assure you it's
just a couple misdemeanors. In truth I'm a secret nerd, I was the
captain of my high school knowledge bowl team. But I also worked as
a bouncer for a decade or so. I have no statistics to back it up
but I'd guess I'm one of the only one-armed bouncer you're ever
likely to meet. I'm a bit of a contradiction. I'm an introvert that
isn't generally bothered by crowds, in fact I sort of enjoy the
sensation of being alone in a crowd, kind of an extroverted
introvert. I know I'm a little old to be working on college but I
took a couple swings at the fences when I was young that didn't
quite pan out- figured you can always go back to school. So looks
like it's finally time to try plan b.
I am probably too honest, too loyal and too nice for my own good- or so my friends tell me. I'm also possessed of the crippling social handicap of always being myself. People tend to stick in my life. I still have good friends, plural, that I made in grade school. I laugh often because I find humor in odd places (not of the medieval medical variety). I'm completely comfortable being single- which is probably good if I'm going to joke about bodily fluids and being a criminal in my profile. I don't usually date just to have someone around- I have friends. I'm looking for my female counterpart, so together we become (somehow) more awesome...
I consider myself to be intelligent and well versed in a number of topics. I have a great interest in history, anthropology, and enjoy intellectual discussions on almost any topic. I'm pretty leftist politically. I think that a sense of humor is important and that you have to be willing laugh at even the worst life can throw at you. I guess most of my friends would say I'm the crazy one but also the one who'll always be there when they need someone. Despite all that awesome stuff I am horrible at flirting. I try to live life like an adventure because to do otherwise seems like a waste.
I am probably too honest, too loyal and too nice for my own good- or so my friends tell me. I'm also possessed of the crippling social handicap of always being myself. People tend to stick in my life. I still have good friends, plural, that I made in grade school. I laugh often because I find humor in odd places (not of the medieval medical variety). I'm completely comfortable being single- which is probably good if I'm going to joke about bodily fluids and being a criminal in my profile. I don't usually date just to have someone around- I have friends. I'm looking for my female counterpart, so together we become (somehow) more awesome...
I consider myself to be intelligent and well versed in a number of topics. I have a great interest in history, anthropology, and enjoy intellectual discussions on almost any topic. I'm pretty leftist politically. I think that a sense of humor is important and that you have to be willing laugh at even the worst life can throw at you. I guess most of my friends would say I'm the crazy one but also the one who'll always be there when they need someone. Despite all that awesome stuff I am horrible at flirting. I try to live life like an adventure because to do otherwise seems like a waste.
