This site is like the American section of a Chinese buffet...blowwssss.

It's becoming cliche to say that you have no idea what to write in these summary boxes...so I guess I'm cliche because it's freaking hard! I'm very normal in all the areas where you're supposed to be normal (for the most part) and passionate and unique in all the areas that make things fun for those around me. Hopefully that's vague enough for you to want to know more.

Sites like these seem to reduce dating to nothing more than trying on clothes Kmart. Everyone is so quick to dismiss and move on. Shouldn't dating be a bit more like, ya know, getting to know someone over time?

I'm hesitant to message girls with tattoos because it seems that people with tattoos tend to only look for other people with tattoos. This confuses me.

I love Popsicle stick jokes.

Hawaiian pizza is an insult.

All of these profiles sound the same to me.

It is officially cliche for a girl to say "I'm not afraid of getting dirty." Stop it.

I am extremely cocky about my bowling skills. I'm freaking awesome at it.

I think it's a personality flaw when someone says that they have a great personality.

I think it's funny when someone says "I like to have fun" in their profile. Really sets you apart.

Handshakes on first dates feel incredibly awkward. Why can't we just hug it out?

When someone's profile says "Replies Very Selectively," it makes them LESS attractive.

Full-time Business Manager at RPI, where I manage business with an iron fist...and a part-time grad student at Harvard, where I put on the facade of actually having intellect.

Living the dream.

My witty intellect? I really don't know, ask other people. Eyes?

Books, other than Goosebumps I've really always been into non-fiction (I'm a nerd that loves to learn, save the fiction for movies). Film, everything that doesn't suck but I really enjoy older foreign film. Shows and music, let's just say everything. And as for food...let's say everything to that too.

Will the answer to this really influence your decision to message me?

Consciousness, meaning, purpose, mortality...and various cheeses.

Somewhere laughing and being exceedingly goofy, or pretending to be cool and fooling no one.

I'll admit anything but you have to ask first.

Any reason. Go nuts :)