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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 20
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Might want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hiii, I'm Sam.

I'm a full time bum, but I make money online. My ULTIMATE dream is to be an entrepreneur and an artist; I love to draw. I also like singing, PC/video games, boxing, dancing, Sailor Moon, Hello Kitty, manga, tattoos, piercings, Mexicans, cute shit, and giving cute old homeless men moneys. I want to move south because I hate nine months of winter. I have a HUGE heart--Casper makes me cry. I wear glasses and I like dinos. I'm not afraid to be weird. I'm dum.

Discrimination is BAD! But these are preferences:
-Older (BUT NOT OLD)
-Pokemon fan
-Let me do what I want to you
-Let me draw on you

Because of my lifestyle and life experience, I've become extremely lazy. I would like someone who is the opposite of lazy. I'd prefer a guy who will motivate me to get up and do activities and also eat healthy.

There is one thing I absolutely hate--lying. If you lie to me, I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
2015 Life Resolutions:

1. Eat healthier; maybe go completely raw, but probably not.
2. Be more active.
3. Achieve Diamond in League of Legends.
4. Become a millionaire.
5. Join in civil rights activities and parades.
6. Volunteer to do community service.
7. Make new recipes I've never tried before, every month.
8. Become a lolita model.
9. Make and wear at least one cosplay.
10. Attend a con.
11. Go on a date with at least one person; must be a feminist and nice; relationship not required.
12. Join a kick boxing class.
13. Join a hip hop dance class.
14. Beat ten video games.
15. Watch ten movies I've never seen.
16. Complete at least ten art pieces.
17. Attend Rihanna concert.
18. Attend another concert.
19. Travel to Japan and South Korea.
20. Read a new book.
21. Attain patience with my mom when she's annoying.
22. Spend more time with my family.
23. Clean and reorganize my shit.
24. Move.
25. Meet some of my internet friends who I've known for years.
26. Be less of a bltch.
27. Join a band.
28. Spend more time with my friends.
29. Discover ways to alleviate my anxiety.
30. Club hop and flirt with boys.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing and drawing are my talents.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first things people notice about me is my height and my subtle emo/scene style. I don't consider myself to fit in any sort of genre. I wear what I like and my appearance isn't always a reflection of my personality and often contradicts many of my "other" likes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sailor Moon

Movies: House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Resident Evil, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the ORIGS)

Shows: Real World, RW/RR The Challenge, Hannah Montana, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, educational programs

Music: Pre-Open Door Evanescence, Paramore, Killswitch Engage, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Chris Brown, 2NE1, Taeyang, T.O.P., Jeffree Star, Dev, Saosin, Lacuna Coil, Korn, Queen, Rush, Michael Jackson

Food: Asian (sushi esp.), Mexican, and Italian cuisine

Going a couple steps further...

Games: Genso Suikoden II, Final Fantasy X, Suikoden III, Final Fantasy VIII, Star Ocean The Second Story, Pokemon, Fire Emblem, Legend of Dragoon

Colors: PINK, green, yellow/gold, black
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tampons/pads, showers, chapstick, my Sailor Moon and Hello Kitty collections, penis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Civil rights, business ideas, vanity, sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing League of Legends or typing feminist storms on forums.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a virgin and don't plan on losing it until I elope.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor, can tolerate/like cute shit, don't follow the "bro code," aren't obese and lazy, like video games but won't choose a game over me, and like crazy girls who are loyal with morals that like to have fun in stupid yet legal ways.

Also, I hate watching sports.

If I don't respond to you, it's because I'm not interested. Please don't take offense; I just don't feel like typing up a "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested" message over and over. It's really tedious and it makes me sad rejecting people.