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22 Chapel Hill, NC Man


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  • Ages 18–23
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:20pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Once upon a time I realized that absolutely no one in this world is charge of my mood except me. From that day forward I decided I wouldn't waste any time not being happy, and to be otherwise is a slip in my self-control. I aim to surround myself with people who have also had this revelation, whether they realize it or not.

Once upon another time I realized that anger is wasted on other humans; anything yelling and pointless aggression can do, empathy and calm, collected, but passionate discussion can do better.

Once upon a third time, I realized that being proved wrong is nothing to be afraid of. To me, science is more than something you learn in a classroom, it's a philosophy of life. Evidence and testability are the foundations of knowledge, and being proved wrong is just a refinement.

That pretty much sums up my outlook on life. If you find them to be agreeable, we'll probably get along. If you think I'm dead wrong, please refer to number three and shoot me a message.

I value few things in life more than engaging conversation and banter, my sense of humor is as dry as a glass of good Pinot Grigio, I think this universe is elegant to the point of beauty, and I like constantly reminding myself that people are still animals.

Oh and since I see people posting this a lot, even though I think the value of the Myers-Briggs paradigm is often overblown, I'm an INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Schooling in bio, working in a neuropharm lab, and hoping that one day I'll get paid for satisfying my own scientific curiosity. Also teaching myself to play drums.

Secondary* goal: achieve immortality.

*actually primary
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being sarcastic in that way where people aren't sure if they should take you seriously or not. Now that I think about it that might just mean I'm really bad at being sarcastic. Whatever, practice makes perfect.

Also I've been told I give a mean back massage. The awkward juxtaposition to the previous paragraph makes it hard to tell, but I am being serious here. Promise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess my eyes (blue) or that I'm smiling for seemingly no reason. Or that my fly is undone. Honestly I do that more than is excusable by pure forgetfulness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section is long because I like making lists. Feel free to skip/skim/scan/skiddlydoo.

-Current selections: Malazan Book of the Fallen and The Brain That Changes Itself
-All things Tolkien
-All thing Douglas Adams
-A Song of Ice and Fire
-Wheel of Time
-Watchmen and other works by Alan Moore
-All things Vonnegut
-Siddhartha by Herman Hesse
-American Psycho
-John Dies at the End
-The Foundation Series and Asimov in general
-Ender's Game (I'm really on a SciFi kick lately)
-Neuroscience books (Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, Phantoms in the Brain, the Brain that Changes Itself, etc.)
-Others that I can't recall of the top of my head
(PS please tell me more books to read)

Disclaimer: I have a tendency to think of the last good movie I saw as my favorite movie. That said...
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is my favorite movie of all time
-The Fall
-Dark Knight
-V for Vendetta
-Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
-American Psycho again
-Cabin in the Woods
-And wow I'm totally blanking on movies right now
-I came back later to edit this but holy crap I'm still blanking on movies
(PS please tell me movies to watch)

TV Shows:
-Rick and Morty (if you love this show we're practically friends already)
-Breaking Bad
-The Office
-Arrested Development
-The Walking Dead
-Parks and Recreation
-Regular Show
-Mitchell & Webb Look / Peep Show
-Always Sunny
-Venture Bros
(PS please tell me more shows)

This is by no means an exhaustive list, but I'll name a few favorites from some genres. And honestly, I can listen to and enjoy songs from any genre. In fact discovering a new genre is pretty much guaranteed to make my week.

-Queens of the Stone Age (and really anything with Josh Homme)
-The Sword, Red Fang, and other similar metal bands.
-Hilltop Hoods, Scroobius Pip, Watsky, etc. for hip hop. It's all white boy rap, I know.
-I really enjoy electro swing like caravan palace, parov stelar, etc.
-Stoner Rock and Stoner Metal in general
-Some electronic stuff like Glitch Mob
-A lot of Celtic Folk lately
-On that note, a lot of folk metal as well
(Ignore those other PSs, tell me more music. Seriously, tell me anything new and interesting.)

Let's just say a list of foods I don't like would be a lot shorter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Food, water, air, and cop outs.

> Consciousness and the ability to alter it.

> Internet - I think the internet and the culture it has spawned is extremely interesting, plus Wikipedia is my life blood. Also, I'm an avid gamer and that's how I keep up with a lot of my friends who I'd never see otherwise.

> Books - I MUST have my nook. Reading is my favorite pastime.

> Interesting People - I say this a lot, but someone being interesting is more important as to if I'll want to hang out with them than if they're "nice." Plus I love good stories. Really love.

>Some way to learn more about the world. This is probably covered by internet and books.

And... well that's pretty much it. And really I could do without all of those except for parts of number 1. Cop outs are really important to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oi. EVERYTHING. I think about thinking about thinking. I think about how bad PTSD must have been in the Middle Ages. I think about what the first burial must have been like. I think about how Darwin must have thought "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAVE I JUST COME UP WITH?!" when he conceived On the Origin of Species. I think about how my consciousness, my perception, and my self is the product of the conglomerate processes of ~100 billion nerve cells.

Also lately I've been thinking a lot about how, despite appearances, hardly anyone really and truly has their shit together. The people who seem like they do? Probably even worse off. The people who actually think they do? The worst off.

So yea, lots of stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I mean, I'm on OKC. What do *you* think?

But really, there's no setlist. I'll party when the mood strikes, but it's more likely that I'm settling in with a nice substance or going out for a drink with my pals. I also find myself spending time changing my answer to okc questions and facepalming at my past self.

Or, if we're being candid, Dota.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think graveyards are really cool.
You should message me if
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If you like beards/my beard, because he's here to stay.

Besides, if you've read my entire profile and come this far, you might as well. Right?