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26 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:40am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The little sis told me that I'm the funniest possible (sober) person to have around if you were to go to Colorado/Washington State and score some legal weed. Neither of us smokes, but I'm going to run with that as a pretty solid hypothetical.

I always read more than one book at a time, and I eventually finish most of them. I've recently discovered that I love Vin Diesel movies, which, together with my enthusiasm for Eminem circa 2002, makes me question my taste. I have an encyclopedic memory for Hamlet, Harry Potter, and (bad) movie dialogue. Pancakes are always more filling than I expect. When I was 4, I was convinced that dinosaurs would come back to life and kill us, so I felt much safer on the higher floors of most buildings. Saying virtually any line from The Lord of the Rings in a strange voice makes me laugh. I almost lost it when I realized that The Lion King is based on Hamlet. One of the brakes on my bike squeaks so loudly that I've been cited by the police as "disturbing the peace." Puns are a specialty, and in an embarrassing (but secretly snobby) moment, I used the expression "jeu de mots" in 10th grade English class because I couldn't remember "word play."
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a D.C. native who moved back after studying psychology at Yale (and making a handful of post-college stops on my way home). I was working for the government until the Sequester told me that I couldn't have money. Now I work as a consultant so that I can, in fact, have money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've never lost a thumb-war.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My strong jaw, crystal-sharp cheekbones, and piercing blue-green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Taking a quick look at my shelf... Anna Karenina, The Razor's Edge, The Alchemist, Hamlet, Harry Potter, everything by Edgar Allan Poe, David Foster Wallace, Into Thin Air, Redwall, Greek mythology, Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, Siddhartha, The Phantom Tollbooth, Alexandre Dumas, The Great Gatsby, Roald Dahl, Dune. Also have a weakness for pulpy fiction -- anything from spy thrillers to fantasy.

The West Wing, Chuck, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Bones, Castle, Sherlock, Archer, New Girl.

Wedding Crashers, Austin Powers, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, When Harry Met Sally, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Shawshank Redemption, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Life is Beautiful, The Princess Bride, 12 Angry Men, My Cousin Vinny. James Bond and superhero movies, even the bad ones. All things Disney and Pixar. If you want to see a bad action movie, ask me, because I've probably been wanting to go and all my friends have too much self-respect to go with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boston sports
Hot sauce
Raspberry jam (raspberries are the finest foodstuff on earth)
The reddish hints in my scruff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether it makes more sense to punctuate things properly or conversationally.

Plus, how much I hate chatspeak and its various abbreviations (abbreves?).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"The Truman Show" shook me, but not like a polaroid picture. Thanks for nothing, Jim Carrey.

Also--and this isn't private--the "Personality" tab on here is objectively wrong about me on many levels. Did I game the system, or did the system game me?
You should message me if
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You're smart and confident, have a good radar for sarcasm, and can banter like a pro.