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TheBrianAnthem

31 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like maps, guitars, records, baseball, delicious food, road trips, and trips in general. But really, who doesn't? Exactly.

I enjoy finding the irony and/or humor in everyday situations and laughing about it. Really, I just want to go on road trips, watch baseball games, listen to music, eat good food, and laugh. Is that too much to ask?

I did not just move here, but don't mind if you did. Yes, LA is my hometown. Yes, I've lived other places. No, I don't think a list is necessary. But we can definitely talk about it!

Many of my favorite things in the world start with the letter B. Well, they do.....

Ok. That wasn't so bad. Please, read on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well.....

Trying to visit all 50 states, and every major league baseball stadium in the US. Want to know how many I've got left? Please, ask! Want to come with? Even better. Maybe. You better be really great...

Existing. Listening to good music. Eating good food. And planning my next adventure....always. Oh, and working on a career. It's pretty cool. You know, the same stuff everyone else is doing.

Being awesome. Looking for someone awesome to share said awesomeness with. Get it? Now that that's out in the open....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being me
Telling stories
Finding humor in any situation, and hopefully making you laugh
Planning trips and adventures
Reading maps
Multi-tasking
Being sarcastic
Getting along with most everybody
Making song lyrics be about me...or you...
Making "mix tapes." Or CDs, I guess. Or playlists.
Buying things I want on impulse
Quoting my favorite movies, songs, and TV shows
My job
Getting to wherever it is I want to be.
Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Stuff. Probably stuff that's awesome. But who am I to say?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ice breakers/conversation starters/things to share later:

We could talk about music all day long...maybe we'll even go see a show?
Also, my top 13 of 2013 is listed in my Instagram feed if you're interested.

I'll list a few of my favorite movies/TV shows just in case we can start a conversation about them: Magnolia, Billy Madison, The Royal Tenenbaums, Wayne's World, The Godfather, Moonrise Kingdom, The Wire, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and on, and on, and on, and on.

Reading is awesome too. Here are five of my favorites: Everything Is Illuminated, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Catcher In The Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, A People's History of the United States.

I love to eat. But really, who doesn't? If we think we will get along, I would like to take you out to a nice restaurant and find out more about you over dinner. Also, I really like peanut butter. And other delicious things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Actually, here are six things I would never WANT to do without...

My family
Rock'n'roll
Good food
A humble and awesome sense of humor
All five senses
Hot/running water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"People aren't like numbers. They're more like letters... and those letters want to become stories." (Do you know the quote? If so, we might get along just fine.)

A snarky response to everything. Actually, that doesn't require much thought. Can I start over?

Where I've been. Where I want to go next. What's for dinner. How good certain songs are. Conspiracy theories, and actual conspiracies. What other people are thinking about. How traffic works, urban planning, and what lies along all the highways of the US that I have not seen yet. Also, meticulously planning road trips that may or not be very practical. And money as an abstract concept.

Dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually walking around and hanging out in my neighborhood- getting food, drinks, and/or hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's nothing like another soul that's been cut up the same

I'm probably ok to bring home to mom....if that kind of thing matters to you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
....anything in this profile made you laugh (even just crack a smile?)

....if you have experienced this, and don't want that at all anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOe6ER9dNhM

....you want to plan some road trips. And possibly stay in a treehouse?!

...you want to listen to some records, watch some baseball, talk about life, listen to records, eat good food, and laugh at everything.

...you are great / are searching for potential greatness

...you want to say we met at the grocery store

(That's a lot of reasons...pick one. Or two. And write away.)