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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:11pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly other
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
English (Poorly), French (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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New York native, and love everything about it: astronomical rent, great food, smelly summer garbage, delicious beer, drunken subway twerkers, weird ass art, and warehouse parties. Tried living in Germany and Pittsburgh and went through withdrawal.

I also love to cook- my sauce game is unfuckwitable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Entrepreneur. I also write about booze, cars, and music.

Sometimes I do stuff like:
Go to concerts.
Quote the GZA, Raekwon, or Nas in meetings.
Get chased by angry pit bulls through cemeteries.
Listen to music, drink whiskey, eat food, and drive cars- not in that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Charming angry cemetery pit bulls into letting me give them belly rubs.
Marching to the beat of my own drum.
Dancing poorly till 5 or 10 AM.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like music A LOT. I'm really into house/techno (Guy Gerber, Brodinski, Hot Since 82), hip hop (Run the Jewels, Freddie Gibbs, ATCQ), electronic (Jon Hopkins, Caribou), or the indie rock etc.

Food: I once wrote a poem about hamburgers. 100% serious.

Movies: Django Unchained, Birdman, Ryan Gosling- mostly because of the movie where he plays a crack head, I'm not in love with the guy.

I watch a lot of TV, so all the shows that don't suck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hip-hop, sunglasses, headphones that don't suck, my brothers, vaguely creative expression, and meat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food- 92% of the decisions I make on a daily basis are driven by food. I also spend a lot of time thinking about juggalos. Juggalos are great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday: Run, food, booze, music/movie/comedy.
Atypical Friday: Get home from work, cook, begin eating, pass out halfway through my meal. The plus side is brunch is usually only six inches from my face. That's my lifehack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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K, Taxi Cab Confessions/Santa Claus/friendly drunk guy at the bar sitting next to me while I drink alone/Jesus.
You should message me if
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You're smart, and like eating almost as much as you like stand up guys.

Also...maybe you thought about messaging me first.