Originally from New York, just moved back to Pittsburgh for work. Went to college here and haven't been back since. Giving okc and Pitt a second chance.
Anyone with tips on where to find great beer and food? Don't be shy, I want to pick your brain.
I love to cook- my sauce game is unfuckwitable.
What I’m doing with my life
Being nerdy- I write during the day, and dabble in startups for fun.
Sometimes I do stuff like:
Go to concerts.
Quote the GZA, Raekwon, or Nas in meetings.
Get chased by angry pit bulls through cemeteries.
Listen to music, drink whiskey, eat food, and drive cars- not in that order.
I’m really good at
Charming angry cemetery pit bulls into letting me give them belly rubs.
Marching to the beat of my own drum.
Dancing poorly till 5 AM.
The first things people usually notice about me
Answering this will make me sound like a vain douchebag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like music A LOT. I'm really into house/techno (Guy Gerber, Brodinski, Hot Since 82), hip hop (Run the Jewels, Freddie Gibbs, ATCQ), electronic (Jon Hopkins, Caribou), or the indie rock etc.
Food: I once wrote a poem about hamburgers. 100% serious.
Movies: Django Unchained, Birdman, Ryan Gosling- mostly because of the movie where he plays a crack head, I'm not in love with the guy.
I watch a lot of TV, so all the shows that don't suck.
The six things I could never do without
Hip-hop, sunglasses, headphones that don't suck, my brothers,
vaguely creative expression, and meat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food- 92% of the decisions I make on a daily basis are driven by food. I also spend a lot of time thinking about juggalos. Juggalos are rad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical Friday: Run, food, booze, music/movie/comedy.
Atypical Friday: Get home from work, cook, begin eating, pass out
halfway through my meal. The plus side is brunch is usually only
six inches from my face. That's my lifehack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
K, Taxi Cab Confessions/Santa Claus/friendly drunk guy at the bar
sitting next to me while I drink alone/Jesus.
You should message me if
Your non-negotiable is to live the most colorful life possible.
You're Rashida Jones or Rosario Dawson.
You're smart and like eating almost as much as you like stand up guys.
You want to abuse my HBO Go and Netfkix subscriptions.
Also...maybe you thought about messaging me first.