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27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:54am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Poorly), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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If I had to sum up my life, I'd say I'm enjoying everything about living in New York: astronomical rent, great food, delicious beer, drunken subway twerkers, weird ass art, and warehouse parties.

I spend more time joking around than I should, and spend way too much energy trying to justify half baked ideas. I also love to cook- my sauce game is unfuckwitable.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer of sorts. I just started a culture website focused on New York City.

I spend most of my time doing this:
Going to concerts.
Quoting the GZA, Raekwon, or Nas in meetings.
Listening to music, drinking whiskey, eating food, and driving cars- not in that order.
Making lists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving dogs belly rubs.
Writing things.
Building Ikea furniture.
Dancing poorly and awkwardly till 5 or 10 AM.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently into everything except things like Animals and Levels. I like music A LOT, it's sort of my job so lets talk.

Food: I once wrote a poem about hamburgers.

Movies: Django Unchained (best love story ever?), Ryan Gosling... Mostly because of the feminist Ryan Gosling meme and the movie where he plays a crack head. Quality stuff, that. Drive wasn't too bad either.

TV: I'm not afraid to admit that I like Girls. House of Cards is ok.

I don't read because I am the greatest writer to ever put pen to paper.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hip-hop, sunglasses, headphones that don't suck, my brothers, meat, and VICE.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food- 92% of the decisions I make on a daily basis are driven by food. I also spend a lot of time thinking about juggalos.

I'm thinking about starting a luxury juggalo cosmetics company that sells premium malt liquor on the side. #mogul #powermoves
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday: Run, food, booze, music/movie/comedy. Atypical Friday: Get home from work, cook, begin eating, pass out halfway through my meal. The plus side is brunch is usually only six inches from my face. That's my lifehack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm on this site looking for a partner in crime. Not anything too serious, just someone to grab milk shakes with after robbing a bank. I want something real, I want something wholesome.

According to this I don't own any clean t-shirts, I'm a designer, I wear boat shoes, I'm 5'10", and I'm empty on the inside of my chest cavity. I do have a Salinger tattoo doe:
You should message me if
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You're smart, witty, and like stand up guys.

You like to eat, and you're outgoing.