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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 17
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Well hello there. Nice to see you! Please have a look around, see everything there is to see, and get to know the online version of me (It's the same as the regular version of me, but it involves more kittens with funny captions). I just moved to Austin, so I am looking forward to meeting people!

Things I like:
- Teaching
- World War 2 re-enacting (American infantry)
- Good beer (Favorites at the moment: Five Barrel Pale Ale, Isolation Ale, Easy Street Wheat)
- Texas Hold 'Em Poker
- Having somewhat serious conversations about politics, religion, or life goals while mixing in "That's what she said" jokes.
- Trying to stay in shape (and sometimes succeeding)
- Drum corps/marching band (teaching it, now that I can't perform anymore)
- Podcasts (Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me!, and Freakonomics)
- Reading (typical English teacher answer). Recently read: The Moral Landscape, The Political Dynamics of American Education, Speaker for the Dead.
- Computer/video games (typical guy answer)
- Making lists of things I like
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm spending most of my time working, and trying to get out and be with friends. I occasionally go out and try my hand at pool and put myself in embarrassing social situations, and that's, at the very least, entertaining. I've recently tried painting at a wine and paint shop, which was a messy, drunken good time.

On a more serious note, I just finished my first grad school classes at UCCS for my masters in curriculum and instruction. So that was fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at listening, making people feel comfortable, making nerdy jokes, discussing intelligent topics (politics, science, technology, literature) and trivia.

I also like to think I'm good at playing the trombone and baritone and singing. But I'm shy, so it rarely happens in public.

And of course, I think I'm a damn good teacher.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have an awesome sense of humor. Or my eyes. Take your pick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Freakonomics, Ender's Game, Lamb, God Is Not Great

Movies: (Drama) The Green Mile, (Comedy) Super Troopers, (Romance) Love Actually, and coming up on that list are Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Boondock Saints

Shows: Firefly, Big Bang Theory, M*A*S*H, Scrubs, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother,

Music: Anything, but especially classical, acoustic, and stuff with a good beat. Recent purchases on my iTunes: Fun., Of Monsters and Men, Taylor Swift (We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together is just TOO. DAMN. CATCHY.), Dirt Poor Robins, The Hush Sound

Food: Steak, potatoes, good sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good beer
Warmth (I lived in Colorado and hate cold weather. And snow. A small part of the reason I moved here)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can fully enjoy myself with just an hour of people watching while sipping beer or whiskey, and I love creating lives for people I know nothing about. Trying to figure out the conversations that other people are having from a distance can be incredibly fun... and, with very few exceptions, at least someone turns out to be a Russian spy. Then I call the Department of Homeland Security. I do my part to stem the red tide.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm sure we can all agree, there's not really a good answer to this, unless you work on Friday nights. So I will just say that on an IDEAL Friday night, I'm having drinks with friends, or hanging out watching a movie, or doing something fairly low-key. I am definitely not raging at a club, or drinking aggressively. I'm not sure I actually know what raging means, but it doesn't sound like my idea of a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an English teacher, and I consider myself only a light drinker, usually in social situations. That being said, nothing makes me want to reach for a whiskey bottle quite like the prospect of teaching or reading Shakespeare...
You should message me if
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You should message me if you enjoy intellectual conversation, laughing, and enjoying good quality time with a decent guy. I'll forgo any list of "Do NOT message me if..." qualities. Just send me a message, and I promise I will reply :)