Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just slow down here a bit, shall we? First,
I'm in your quiver, then you're looking at my profile. This is all
a bit sudden, don't you think?
First off, you should know that I am married, and in an open
relationship. If this is a huge turn off for you, then I've just
saved you a bunch of time. You are most welcome.
If not, then I suppose I'll make an attempt at a Self Summary.
Unfortunately, every time I start to write one, I feel like an
enormous, self-absorbed ass. I suppose feeling that way is normal,
unless you really ARE a self-absorbed ass. I mean, if you were, how
would you know?
I spend a lot of time thinking about second guessing myself.
Ooh. That's good. I should have saved that one for further down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking things literally. For instance, I really should just write
in "hanging out with my friends and having fun! LOL"
Instead, this section is a cause for great self reflection. What AM
I doing with my life? Then I pour some wine and stare into space
for a long time. This question makes me uncomfortable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding straight answers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really quiet. I find people fascinating and I listen.
Unfortunately, there is a fine line between "interested quiet guy"
and "creepy lurker." Most of what I have going on is inside my
head, and I assure you only some of it is thinking about undressing
Otherwise, I'm really good at going unnoticed. Ooh. I should have
said that above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - science fiction, but kind of old science fiction. I like
reading what people in the past thought about the future. Jules
Verne wrote a story about launching a spaceship to the moon a 100
years before Apollo, from Florida, with 3 people, and it splashed
down in the Pacific Ocean. He got some things wrong too. His
astronauts opened a window while in orbit and everything was just
Food - I'm not a picky eater, and I enjoy many varieties. My wife
is more of a foodie. She can tell you where to find a GOOD
tiramisu. I'm just happy to cram the yummy sugary treat into my pie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really? Fine. Let's say... matches. Six of them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Mostly work, I guess. My brain likes a good problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night. I'm happy to be a homebody or
socialize with friends. Either is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My OKC name is my phone number. I don't know why I know that. I
think I was just bored one day and spelled it out. I like it cause
it's weird and also sounds kinda dirty.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can message me for any reason that tickles you. If you write to
me, there's a good chance I'll write you back. For my own part, I
tend to avoid writing to anyone I sense is looking for a long term
partner in the traditional dating scenario. If I think you're cool,
I'd like to get to know you better, and it's as simple as that.
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