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BOY-JUICE

43 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–97
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just slow down here a bit, shall we? First, I'm in your quiver, then you're looking at my profile. This is all a bit sudden, don't you think?

First off, you should know that I am married, and in an open relationship. If this is a huge turn off for you, then I've just saved you a bunch of time. You are most welcome.

If not, then I suppose I'll make an attempt at a Self Summary. Unfortunately, every time I start to write one, I feel like an enormous, self-absorbed ass. I suppose feeling that way is normal, unless you really ARE a self-absorbed ass. I mean, if you were, how would you know?

I spend a lot of time thinking about second guessing myself.

Ooh. That's good. I should have saved that one for further down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking things literally. For instance, I really should just write in "hanging out with my friends and having fun! LOL"

Instead, this section is a cause for great self reflection. What AM I doing with my life? Then I pour some wine and stare into space for a long time. This question makes me uncomfortable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding straight answers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really quiet. I find people fascinating and I listen. Unfortunately, there is a fine line between "interested quiet guy" and "creepy lurker." Most of what I have going on is inside my head, and I assure you only some of it is thinking about undressing you.

Otherwise, I'm really good at going unnoticed. Ooh. I should have said that above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This one's easy.

Books - science fiction, but kind of old science fiction. I like reading what people in the past thought about the future. Jules Verne wrote a story about launching a spaceship to the moon a 100 years before Apollo, from Florida, with 3 people, and it splashed down in the Pacific Ocean. He got some things wrong too. His astronauts opened a window while in orbit and everything was just fine.

Movies - I like the standard guy action movies. The movies that have left the biggest impression on me are these: Highlander - this was, by all critical acclaim, an awful movie. But, you've got Sean Connery, immortals whacking each other's heads off in a grand battle for a mysterious prize, and a soundtrack by Queen in their prime. If you can't find something to love about this movie, you have no soul.
The Silence of the Lambs - this is the first movie I saw where the bad guy didn't seem like a written Hollywood necessity, but like a real person who could be living in my neighborhood, keeping girl suits in his basement. When I walked out of the theater, I saw a different world. It disturbed me. Movies should do that.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - the knights have a serious and noble objective - find the grail. But they keep getting side tracked by unexpected problems and stupid people. This is exactly like real life. You will constantly be frustrated by things you didn't expect, but if you pay attention, that shit is hilarious.
Fight Club - this was the story of a young professional questioning his possessions and his life's decisions, and it came out at a time when I was a young professional questioning my possessions and my life's decisions. I can relate to a lot of it. I didn't have a psychotic episode and start an underground fighting cult (to my knowledge), but I did start to question more things in my life.
The Star Wars trilogy - I'm going to pretend that the prequel trilogy never existed.

Shows - Netflix has been one of the other best things to come along lately. I've been watching Breaking Bad, Wilfred, and Arrested Development.

Food - I'm not a picky eater, and I enjoy many varieties. My wife is more of a foodie. She can tell you where to find a GOOD tiramisu. I'm just happy to cram the yummy sugary treat into my pie hole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really? Fine. Let's say... matches. Six of them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Mostly work, I guess. My brain likes a good problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, on average. I spend a lot of time playing Scrabble with my sister on the Facebooks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK, but this is just between you and me and the 47,000 other strangers who will read my profile: I tend to overestimate the number of people who read my profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can message me for any reason that tickles you. If you write to me, there's a good chance I'll write you back. For my own part, I tend to avoid writing to any women listed as straight/single, or anyone I sense is looking for a long term partner in the traditional dating scenario. If I think you're cool, I'd like to get to know you better, and it's as simple as that.