BRParker84
31 Tallahassee, FL
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My self-summary
Born in raised in Tallahassee and currently living on the outskirts. Currently employed as a 3rd party vendor/merchandiser/the guy you always ask for help at walmart who can only respond he isn't a walmart employee. Potentially about to start on with the State of Florida(keeping my fingers crossed, everything is on track).
I like Video Games, but I am not obsessed, I don't play any of the stuff you commonly hear people are addicted to(Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, etc). I love Florida State Football and try to catch every game on TV. I love going to the movies, playing pool, bowling, whatever there is to do for fun in this town that doesn't involve bars and clubs.
What I’m doing with my life
Eventually I will reenter college and finish my program of study but I gotta make some money to pay for it. I hate being in debt so loans are not my thing..but I'm back in the work force and amongst the employed so things are definitely better for me than a lot of people I know.
I’m really good at
Random Trivia knowledge. I can also nail a good zing when i'm paying attention. I can make tense situations go away with relative ease, cause I'm definitely a people person. I also was a classically trained southern gentleman so I was taught the proper way to treat a woman...that being as a queen
The first things people usually notice about me
The hat...It's the one thing people tend to look for when they are trying to find me lol. Also the goatee is pretty noticeable
Also I seem to have permanent "squint eye"
I've made people think while i'm staring right at them that I am completely asleep..or at least have my eyes closed...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - I don't read as much as I did when I was younger but I loved the classics: Poe, Dumas, Doyle, etc. Today it's predominantly autobiographies and stuff

television -
Game of Thrones
Walking Dead
Arrow
The Flash
Gotham
Law and Order SVU
Daily Show
Last Week Tonight
Family Guy
Various [AS] Anime

movies -
Most Super Hero films
Starship Troopers
Anything Mel Brooks
Anything Quentin Tarantino
Pirates of the Carribbean
The Crow
Star Wars/Trek

Musically i'm pretty eclectic..i don't care for country and hardcore rap but i'm down for almost anything else
The six things I could never do without
1) Love
2) Laptop/interwebs
3) Friends
4) The Kitteh's
5) Car
6) Really good food?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are so many people in Tallahassee overly superficial? It's nice to find people that aren't but they seem to be few and far between.

Also why my profile keeps changing on me. Swear to god I just had to change it from Casual Sex to Dating and I wonder if people legit wouldn't talk to me over that ridiculousness...it used to just change to "new friends"..
On a typical Friday night I am
Mostly staying in. I can be dragged out to the right places for the right reasons but I am more a homebody. Why pay for overpriced drinks when you can get a full bottle for half of what you'd pay out
(not that I am an alcoholic in any way)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a stormtrooper keychain. At least it makes my keys easy to spot..

also, I don't truly believe I will ever have any luck online. I've probably sent out dozens of messages, none copy/pasted, all trying to strike up a conversation about something I have in mutual interest with someone else and more often than not never hear anything.
You should message me if
You're a sweet girl who wants to talk to a nice guy. If you think we'd be a good match. Or just if you want to..i'm up for talkin to anyone pretty much. Got a nerdy subject you wanna discuss? Hit me up!
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