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BRParker84

30 Tallahassee, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in raised in Tallahassee and currently living on the outskirts. Currently employed as a 3rd party vendor/merchandiser/the guy you always ask for help at walmart who can only respond he isn't a walmart employee. Potentially about to start on with the State of Florida(keeping my fingers crossed, everything is on track).
I like Video Games, but I am not obsessed, I don't play any of the stuff you commonly hear people are addicted to(Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, etc). I love Florida State Football and try to catch every game on TV. I love going to the movies, playing pool, bowling, whatever there is to do for fun in this town that doesn't involve bars and clubs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eventually I will reenter college and finish my program of study but I gotta make some money to pay for it. I hate being in debt so loans are not my thing..but I'm back in the work force and amongst the employed so things are definitely better for me than a lot of people I know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random Trivia knowledge. I can also nail a good zing when i'm paying attention. I can make tense situations go away with relative ease, cause I'm definitely a people person. I also was a classically trained southern gentleman so I was taught the proper way to treat a woman...that being as a queen
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hat...It's the one thing people tend to look for when they are trying to find me lol. Also the goatee is pretty noticeable
Also I seem to have permanent "squint eye"
I've made people think while i'm staring right at them that I am completely asleep..or at least have my eyes closed...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books - I don't read as much as I did when I was younger but I loved the classics: Poe, Dumas, Doyle, etc

television - Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead(check out that sweet photo of me and Hershel!), Arrow, Agents of SHIELD, Kitchen Nightmares, Adult Swim(Family Guy/AmDad most notably, also stuff like Attack on Titan), Star Trek(any version), Law and Order, NCIS, Franklin and Bash...various stuff

movies - not one for chick flicks or westerns
and this might be blasphemy but I have a huge distaste for Will Ferrell
but anything recent by marvel, v for vendetta, most anything by tim burton or Quentin Tarantino.

Musically i'm pretty eclectic..i don't care for country and hardcore rap but i'm down for almost anything else
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Love
2) Laptop/interwebs
3) Friends
4) Pets
5) Car
6) NOMS..lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If those were the droids I was looking for. why everyone is obsessed about the zombie apocalypse...guess when/if it happens i'll be totally boned. Why good TV Series must end when they're just getting good.

Also why my profile keeps changing on me. Swear to god I just had to change it from Casual Sex to Dating and I wonder if people legit wouldn't talk to me over that ridiculousness...it used to just change to "new friends"..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly staying in. I can be dragged out to the right places for the right reasons but I am more a homebody. Why pay for overpriced drinks when you can get a full bottle for half of what you'd pay out
(not that I am an alcoholic in any way)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a stormtrooper keychain. At least it makes my keys easy to spot..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a sweet girl who wants to talk to a nice guy. If you think we'd be a good match. Or just if you want to..i'm up for talkin to anyone pretty much. Got a nerdy subject you wanna discuss? Hit me up!