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BSMario81

32 M Woodhaven, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All right, so I'm a Nintendo Fanboy, a Star Wars geek, a Comic reader, a huge Muppets fan, a Medieval enthusiast, a singer/actor, and I'm into cosplay. If you haven't been scared away yet, we might have something to talk about.
And now that we've cleared up the awkward stuff, let's get to the meat and potatoes, shall we. I'm the oldest of 4, and my family is very important to me. Larger family gatherings usually consist of me spending all day my 9 second cousins, who are all under 12.
I still think of myself as a fairly shy guy(without the red hood and the mask, of course,) but a few years working retail have helped me limber up around new people fairly well. I generally don't mind talking all that much, and I have been told that I listen pretty well too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was recently laid off and am currently looking for permanent employment. I am also continuing to look into auditions and working on my portfolio and other more artistic but less economically stable ventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told that I'm a pretty awesome hugger. I'm also pretty handy with a needle and thread, I can talk your ear off about video games, old cartoons, movies, or comics. The general consensus is I still have a pretty good singing voice, though I am most definitely out of practice. And I have adapted to making some awesome costumes relatively cheaply. If you're curious, check them out here: http://bsmario81.deviantart.com/
The first things people usually notice about me
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I do get a lot of comments about my eyes, but it's usually not the first thing. I assume it would be the facial hair or my hair(it's halfway down my back now.) Either that or the Fire Mario hat and NES controller belt buckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok, so I always wind up forgetting things when I do this, but here it goes.

Books: Enders Game, LoTR, Redwall series, Harry Potter series, Hitchhikers Guide, Fables(it's a comic EVERYONE should read), 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Of Mice and Men, Timeline, Once and Future King, She, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Chronicles of Narnia, Dark Tower, Scott Pilgrim, Codex Alera and the list goes on and on.

Movies: Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, LoTR, Galaxy Quest, Stand By Me, Dogma, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, The Muppet Movie, Spider-Man 2, Hook, Without a Paddle, Mallrats, Incredibles, Wall-E, Monsters Inc, Disney Robin Hood, Jungle Book, Lion King, American Tail, Scott Pilgrim, Most of the Marvel offerings, and I could go on for days here as well.

Music is more a basic idea than anything. I was brought up on jam bands and Classic Rock, so the Grateful Dead, The Who, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Paul Simon, Jackson Browne and the like. I will also listen to just about anything with an early video game riff, I love Disney music, and I still have a soft spot for show tunes. Little Shop of Horrors is AMAZING!!

As far as food goes, I like things basic. Burgers and Fries, Pizza, Garlic Spaghetti, Steak and Potatoes, Tacos. I'm fairly open to new things, but I'm kinda worn out with Chinese food, I don't eat sushi, and I can get kinda picky if the mood hits me. And I suppose this is a great place to mention I have one of the worst sugar addictions EVER! if it's in the candy aisle, I've tried it at least once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This just seems odd to me, how about the things I never leave the house without.
My 3DS and my games
My Cell phone
My keys
My Leatherman
My metrocard
My comb
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING! My brain works a mile a minute. whether it's working out a puzzle or riddle, trying to work my schedule around for the next family function, randomly remembering my 6th grade locker combination, figuring out a Moroccan puzzle box, or reciting "The Walrus and the Carpenter" to myself, there's always something going on up there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
almost always working. Retail has a funny way of focusing on when "normal" people are free, so I'm usually at work. My "weekend" is usually in the middle of the week, and I try and break those up between catching up with my family, the friends I don't see at work, and trying to keep up with all the things I'm interested in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will probably never be able to look into your eyes and tell you that they are a beautiful shade of [insert eye color here]. I am mildly colorblind, which makes shade differentiation kinda iffy.
And my dog, Fozzie, sits like a human.
You should message me if
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you think I sound interesting, fun, weird, or even if you're just bored.