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29 M Renton, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 3
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Greetings Internet OKCupid traveler! I had a clever introduction, but I suppose it sat for to long. So now I will bake a new one while you enjoy this interim.

Been in Seattle for a year now. Acclimating well, been fun. Different from Florida for sure.

The following phrase? Sentence? is just my basic summary motto, so if you really decide you can't identify with some/all of it, go no further, as naught but woe awaits you.

"Eat more waffles, play more D&D, Listen to more Jimmy Buffett"
there it is, my blurb.

I do a fair amount of gaming, Although less now than in times past. Video, tabletop, the like. Do more board gaming now than other things, and Magic the Gathering, because it is my job.
I grew up in South Florida, so I'm a secret fan of things like quiet beaches, fishing, and other boat/water related activities. I generally spend my birthday every year in Key West with my friends, getting into a little more trouble than we probably should.... with the recent move that is less likely to happen.

I'm a big dog person. (Which is to say I like dogs, and I enjoy big dogs, especially my Alaskan Malamute Keeko)
What I’m doing with my life
JOBS, I have found many of them, Seattle has gifted me with 3! One as an Event Specialist for Advantage Sales and Marketing, one working at my friends hobby store: Games and Gizmos in Redmond. The third is working doing hosting and game organization at the NEW AFK Elixirs and Eatery in Renton! Super fun and all the nerds!

My not quite full time job: Events lead for Wizards of the Coast: So the company that publishes D&D/M:tG has me go to Conventions all over the country to help manage their convention booth. I get free rides to PAX, GenCon, ComicCons, etc...

I am the stage manager for Vicarious Theater Company, the local Rocky Horror cast. First Saturday of every month at the Admiral's theater in West Seattle. Come and see us. While you probably won't see me on stage, you will hear me making loud offensive jokes nonstop for 2 hours.
I’m really good at
being relaxed, video games, relaxing, libation creation. Waffles and other breakfast concoctions.

I am particularly verbose, and my syntax is nonstandard as an understatement. Which isn't to say I am one of the people who go out of their way to use overly complex words all the time. But often my phrasing will simply divert from what some may consider "traditional" speech patterns. Less Simpsons Nerd guy, more Jack Sparrow.

I'm a fantastic host, I have finally moving back into a sizeable residence and will be able to have festivities take place under my own roof again. Very exciting.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically? I couldn't tell you, I'm tragically average in that department. Likely the red beard, when it is present. (Ya-har, incidentally)

Socially? I have a wonderfully unique Syntax, and it often takes people by surprise. I have been told people don't believe stories of the way I speak. So that's nifty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These things rotate as new things come out, currently watching Dexter, Big Bang. I'm a huge fan of Burn Notice, Once upon a time, Scrubs, South Park, Archer, Dr. Who, Community and others. I have a Secret obsession with RuPaul's drag race, because it's the only reality-contest show that I find ludicrous enough to be acceptable. (also it's a side effect of living with a middle aged gay man for a year)

Listening to a lot of the radio, classic rock, musicals (also all the Forbidden Broadway ever, so hilarious). My taste is music is pretty much a "yes", my playlists will contain anything from Lordi to Luda, and everything in between.

Books I generally just keep up with the expanded lore novels of the various games I play (CUZ I ARE TEH NERDS) Although my Favorite author is Diane Duane (check her out if you like Harry Potter, because she more or less wrote the best Kid-Wizards book series ever, circa 1990s) #ironicnotironicWizardhipster

I am adding a games/gaming section, because I feel it appropriate
gaming: Borderlands! League of Legends, Rogue Trader. Mass Effect. Heavy Rain. Many many others, those are just the first ones off the top of my head.
I also have gotten back into MtG recently, as a result of my job at Games and Gizmos being to sort through thousands and thousands of them every week.
The six things I could never do without
Contact (Social, Mental, Physical)
My Glasses
Keeko, my Malamute
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to best improve my lot in life, how to turn my WotC gig into a full time deal.

Why people can't just pick up the damn phone sometimes.

Also, I'd kinda like to meet someone who genuinely is cool with the nerdiness and eccentricities, and possesses a set of their own, hopefully that interlocks well with mine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Judging Friday Night Magic at Games and Gizmos in Redmond.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So 4/5 Senses function at about 50-60% for me.
I have bad eyes (see the glasses).

I have had terrible sinuses since I was a kid. I don't sniffle constantly or anything, but it means I have a dulled sense of smell and taste.

Combine all that with too much loud rock music and front row concerts to destroy my hearing, and pow.

The result being, I am hyper-tactile. I eat almost exclusively on texture and temperature, both of which I am very sensitive to.

It seems more weird than private, but meh. Its a thing? not one I normally just bring up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a gal/gent who enjoys someone who is eloquent, dashing, eclectic, nerdy, and fairly genuine. I am certainly always looking for new friends, dates and the like

Or if you would like to contest any of beliefs for some random reason, you may also feel free. I enjoy a good debate that has no purpose other than its own sake.

Or if you just want to go do something fun for the sake of itself. I enjoy random adventures with new folks.

and please be a dog person. I have a 100lb mountain of fluff at home, and you've got to be ok with that.