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32 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm into photography and I'm a huge news junkie. I like Mexican and Japanese food, NPR, reading (Mishima, Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson), indie movies (love Netflix) and traveling. Pretty introverted, if that isn't obvious.

I'm a Cubs fan, for better or worse, and sort of a geek. I realize that word doesn't mean a whole lot anymore but I mean that in the most traditional sense. I'm allergic to Republicans, and I love videogames and baseball. If all this makes you recoil in horror, I won't hold it against you.

Sadly, I have the culinary aptitude of a fruit fly, so I eat out a lot. I'm willing to learn, however, if someone will teach me.

I don't feel like I need to have a ton of arbitrary things in common with someone to have a connection but I will list them anyway since that's how this works?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing computers.
Mario Kart.
crossword puzzles. (also Scrabble / Words with Friends)

I do a decent Charles Barkley impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently I look younger than I actually am.
*lately my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, One of the Guys, Things Fall Apart, The Ecstatic

Music: Jimi Hendrix, Mos Def, The Roots, Common, Wu Tang, Ganstarr, Notorious BIG, '90s hip-hop, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Audioslave, MF Doom, Talib Kweli, Kanye West, Nina Simone, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Coldplay, Little Dragon, Gorillaz, De La Soul, Johnny Cash, Winehouse, Cat Power, Lupe, Santigold.

Movies: Be Kind Rewind, Motorcycle Diaries, City of God, Road to Perdition, Oldboy, Serenity, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation

TV: Breaking Bad, Louie, Community, Parks & Rec, The Walking Dead, Homeland, Game of Thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tabbed browsers
my iPhone
my camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nerd stuff.

How Firefly only got one season.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Forever alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my first word was 'bacon'.

I become progressively more fluent in Spanish and Japanese as my BAC rises. I'm practically Rosetta Stone after a night of drinking.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like lame ice-breakers. I am the Michael Jordan of lame ice-breakers.

You time-travelled here from the future.

You wear glasses or someone has ever un-ironically called you a 'feminist killjoy'.