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33 Las Vegas, NV Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Currently in Vegas (and about a billion other places.) Down-to-earth, brutally sarcastic and wanna-be socialite. Be gentle on me.

I tend to most get along with dudes who speak sarcasm fluently, have their life together and are OK with the fact I can't cook.

Open to whatever could/may happen, but ultimately looking for dates. Friends are cool, too.

I've got two dogs that keep me extremely busy, where the word "sit" sounds more like a suggestion than a command.

I love my job, work ridiculous hours and in my few hours of spare time, when I'm not picking up dog poop, it'd be cool to have someone to hang with. Or, at least do my laundry.

I got the bar-hopping out of my system years ago. I'm much more down for a night out with friends that doesn't involve coming home at 5 a.m.

And ENFP, since apparently everyone is doing this:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I gravitate towards other people with awesome energy. Negativity is a major turn-off. Very content where I am right now and ultimately looking for the same. Life is short.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a mean drink, an expert at making the bed and making people laugh. Usually all at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bulge. Or sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Horror Story, Mad Men & Will & Grace. The advertisers love me.

I read almost everything on my iPad - and am a complete news junkie, which is good since I'm a recovering TV news reporter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
- family
- vodka
- my two pups
- boat shoes
- sense of humor
- Nordstrom sale
- Twitter
- math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is everyone 5'9"? Where are my fellow 6'2"+ guys? I feel like a giant on here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Downing vodkas on a plane to some weekend escape. I like to travel at least two weekends out of the month. It's how I choose to recharge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Ashlee Simpson in my iTunes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"That's what she said" is appropriate for almost any response.