34 Sarasota, FL
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My self-summary
Down-to-earth, brutally sarcastic and wanna-be socialite. Be gentle on me.

I tend to most get along with dudes who speak sarcasm fluently, have their life together and are OK with the fact I can't cook.

Freshly out of a relationship, so taking it slow. With that said, open to whatever could/may happen.

I've got two dogs that keep me extremely busy, where the word "sit" sounds more like a suggestion than a command.

I love my new career, which gives me an incredible work-life balance. When I'm not in the office, you can likely find me picking up dog poop (typically my own) and/or doing laundry. Those are many times related.

I got the bar-hopping out of my system years ago. I'm much more down for a night out with friends that doesn't involve coming home at 5 a.m.

And ENFP, since apparently everyone is doing this:
What I’m doing with my life
I gravitate towards other people with awesome energy. Negativity is a major turn-off. Very content where I am right now and ultimately looking for the same. Life is short.
I’m really good at
Making a mean drink, an expert at making the bed and making people laugh. Usually all at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bulge. Or sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American Horror Story, Mad Men & Will & Grace. And quickly becoming obsessed with Parks & Recreation.

I read almost everything on my iPad - and am a complete news junkie, which is good since I'm a former TV news reporter.
The six things I could never do without
My pups
Boat shoes
Sale at J.Crew
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is everyone 5'9"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Downing vodkas on a plane to some weekend escape. I like to travel at least two weekends out of the month. If I'm not traveling, I'm likely popping open a bottle of wine and binge watching my latest Netflix obsession. To summarize, I apparently like alcohol in the sky or on the ground.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Ashlee Simpson in my iTunes.
You should message me if
You have a sense of adventure and humor, can put up with my puns, love dogs, and your friends think you're awesome.