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BYOsimple

34 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I just moved back to Denver after a couple of years in the Pacific Northwest and I find myself single again after being in a good long term relationship that didn't have the legs to cross state lines. Why not meet some new people? I'm open to new friends of all kinds.

I'm pretty relaxed and make a point of avoiding stress whenever possible. I'm very close with my dog and I usually take him wherever I'm going. In general I think I prefer dogs over people but if you're one of the oddballs I do like we may be friends for life.

When it comes to women... lets just say I have a healthy appreciation. I mean look at yourselves! Don't let that fool you though, I don't have the patience to keep up with more than one of you and when I'm exclusive I'm loyal without exception. I like the "girl next door" type, and if you're shallow, rude, orange or Republican it won't matter how good looking you are - Let me show you the door! Other random subgroups of women that get me all wound up are the "hot-nerds" (I love you all), punkrockers that aren't too "punker than thou" about it, earthy-tree-hugging-bohemian types who still shave their legs and can accept my carnivorous ways, and IMO nobody rocks curves like the vertically-challenged. That doesn't mean that I'm not going to be interested in you because you're 5'7" and your wardrobe consists of Kohl's Greatest Business Casual Hits... It really comes down to personality.
What I’m doing with my life
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Aimlessly browsing OKCupid profiles! I rarely send any messages on here even though I often see interesting profiles, but if I'm in the right mood and something catches my eye I will reach out. Message me if you're so inclined, I may be intending to contact you in a few months anyway.

I have a good career as a headhunter specializing in architects, structural engineers and construction managers. I work a lot, but I set my own schedule and work from home these days so I have quite a bit of flexibility. No, I will not find you a job.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The red beard obviously. I'm told I have nice eyes, and I'm hoping that means something different coming from a woman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading is dangerous, I tend to binge on books if I'm not careful.

Some of my favorite shows are Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and The Borgias. I've become addicted to downloading torrents of anything and everything I could possibly want to watch.

Some music: The Sex Pistols, Motorhead, The Ramones, Yonder Mountain String Band, Buzzcocks, Railroad Earth, Gov't Mule, Levon Helm, Nekromantix, Phish, The Cramps, Leftover Salmon, Descendents, Agent Orange, Misfits, Waylon Jennings, Violent Femmes, Bob Dylan, Merle Haggard, Spoon, Townes Van Zandt, Social Distortion, Stiff Little Fingers, Radiohead, Trampled by Turtles, Mos Def, Against Me!, Fugazi, Sonic Youth, Reverend Horton Heat, Blind Melon, The White Stripes, Muddy Waters, Johnny Cash, The Distillers, The Pixies, The Waterboys, Etta James, Rhythm Devils, Elephant Revival, The Rolling Stones, Weezer, The Grateful Dead, Bad Religion, String Cheese, Widespread Panic, Pennywise, NOFX, Blues Traveler, Jane's Addiction, Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Robert Earl Keen, The Clash, Willie Nelson, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Buddy Guy, Black Sabbath... I could go on.

I love to cook and if I haven't tried it yet I want to. I'll eat just about anything except canned tuna. That is not a smell I want in my mouth!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dog, Avalanche hockey, music, milk, protein and touch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. By now I have a brilliant solution to more of the world's problems than not. I think about business plans, politics, the best way to rob a bank, how to feed the poor, the sea, being back in Alaska with the bears, and the best way to survive the zombie apocalypse. As I was saying, everything. I like to make plans and solve problems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably out shooting pool and drinking an IPA, but sometimes I'd rather just stay in and watch movies. If the weather is warm I might also have the grill going. Going out for "a couple beers" means just that, my "Frank the Tank" days are in the past so you won't be seeing me sloppy-drunk. If you want to add to my "things to do on a Friday night in Denver" list I'm all ears...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a booty man.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for an intelligent, non-religious (or doesn't make it an issue), funny, open-minded, affectionate, attractive and independent woman who loves dogs and is 420 friendly.

If you can't come up with something witty to write just ask me if I want to meet. No need to make this more difficult. If I didn't want to hear from you I wouldn't be on here. :)