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B_NAUGHTY

36 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! And welcome to my (hastily thrown together) online dating profile!

My name is Bryan and I am a thoughtful and dedicated design geek (graphic designer/art director). I consider myself a decent sort of gent, one who happens to be armed with an AMAZING sense of humor, as well as a playful/naughty/poetic streak; someone who loves art, design, a wide array of music, photography, lit, cinema, standup, sports, the outdoors, exploration and stimulating/philosophical conversation.

I am currently seeking new friends with phenomenal taste OR an adorable sidekick to aid me in my quest for world domination (if applying for the latter, please respond with requisite skill set).

This is how I see the world:

http://instagram.com/b_naughty
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Presently: repressing my wanderlust. Having spent a great portion of my adult life living in France and traveling about Europe, this task has proven to be quite difficult.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Sarcasm
- Creating fantastic playlists
- Getting out "that's what she said" first.
- Making you laugh
- Being ridiculously charming.
- Lazy Sundays in bed with Netflix & tea.
- Magic
- Lying about being good at magic.
- Speaking English with a faux French accent.
- Punctuality.
- Creating and trademarking new portmanteaus
- Being mindful
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I am (constantly) wearing a leotard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Live for great films, a few all time favs:

Her, American Hustle, Dead Man, Secretary, Cashback, Rushmore, The Killing, Annie Hall, The Good Girl, Crumb, The Endurance, Barton Fink, In the Mood for Love, Rivers & Tides, Amelie, The Third Man, Broadway Danny Rose, Waiting for Guffman, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Il Postino, Dr. Strangelove, Bullets Over Broadway, Hannah and Her Sisters, Total Eclipse, The Red Violin, Garden State, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Harold and Maude, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Wonder Boys, Ghost Dog, Memento, Back to the Future, Fight Club, Touch of Evil, Better Off Dead.

Desert Island Band: The Beatles

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Recent discoveries and things in heavy rotation at the moment:

Listening:
Hurray For The Riff Raff, Poliça, The Bandana Splits, Other Lives, Phantogram, Rhye, Kishi Bashi, Depthford Goth, Kopecky Family Band, Deerhunter, The Little Willies, CHVRCHES, Keston Cobblers Club; Frank Ocean; Geographer; Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside; Wild Belle; Darwin Deeze; Precious Bryant; Agnes Obel; Hella Better Dancer; CocoRosie; Melodica, Melody and Me; Wild Child; Agent Ribbons; Andrew Bird (always); Beirut; Tallest Man On Earth; Wye Oak; Little Miss Higgins; Paul Curreri; Jolie Holland, Little Joy, Cate le Bon.

Watching:
Homeland; Peep Show (pretty much anything with Mitchell & Web); The League; An Idiot Abroad Series 3; Daily Show/Colbert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Presently: family, macbook pro, spotify, smart wool socks, dogs & comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cyan Magenta Yellow & Black.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Abusing my liver with friends, alone at a cafe with a stack of books and magazines, wanting to find a nice little jazz club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See above.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A) You are funny, cute and quirky.
B) You love Louis C.K.
C) You have some sort of accent or can fake one really well.
D) Let's not pretend that girls message guys on here, it doesn't happen...