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B_Ninja

23 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Musician
Personal Trainer
Loves films and cartoons
Has tattoos (since the photos)
Long ass hair
Soft hands, apparently..

I cannot see when people 'view' my profile so gird your loins and send the first message!
What I’m doing with my life
Being better than I was yesterday.

Oh, and wearing a suit.
I’m really good at
Charming women into giving me their sandwiches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
K-Pax, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, Lolita, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Catcher In The Rye, Animal Farm, 1984, Inside The Whale, The Great Gatsby, Children of Men, The Scarlet Letter, Fight Club, anything with an '...and Philosophy' tag, many of the classics, The Iliad, more than I have the time to read.

The Matrix, Back To The Future (all 3), Scott Pilgrim, Iron Man, Spider Man 1 and 2, Oldboy (inb4, Korean version), Die Hard (1,3 and 4), Shawshank, 12 Angry Men, The Usual Suspects, Requiem for A Dream, Kick Ass, Avengers, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Toy Story, Wreck It Ralph, Kung Fu Panda, The Departed, Sin City, Ponyo, Man of Steel, and more.

Bach is my God.
Also a spectrum ranging from Metallica to Michael Jackson, James Brown to The Beatles, Pantera through Robert Johnson, from Queen to Devin Townsend, and lots in between.

The Simpsons (90s only, oh what a sad demise), Futurama (R.I.P.), PhoneShop, Inbetweeners, South Park, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Trollied, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, That 70s Show, Fresh Prince, How I Met Your Mother (first two seasons), Misfits (ditto), The Life and Times of Tim, Adventure Time, Regular Show, early Ben10, Daria, Frasier, anything with the genius that is K. Pilkington.

Everything except squid and sprouts.
The six things I could never do without
A pair of decent headphones
A TRX
Guitar and amp (counts as one =P)
Friends
Football (if you like it too then I'll buy you a house)
The portrait in my attic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am.
Tough Mudder.
Films.
What I'm going to have for breakfast.
Writing the best music ever. Then topping it.
Tattoo designs.
Why I'm not playing guitar.
If I'll ever meet Will Smith.
Simon and Marcy.
Which starter I'd pick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Pulp Fiction, The Wolf of Wall Street, Scarface and Sesame Street and taking detailed notes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I dunno, you like my face?