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B_crazynow

36 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Polish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a left handed middle child who will always keep it interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to pack a lot into a short amount of time. Just short of being a poser at everything, I seem to always be onto the next learning experience. There is so much to know in this life and I have a hard time with the fact that I probably won't get around to all of it.
Simply put, I feel a need to understand the workings of things that are around me. Including people.

I love big cities but they make me feel crazy most of the time. I'm making an honest effort towards a more rural lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting up early.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually lead to an incorrect assumption.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly non-fiction, but I think Mark Danielewski is a genius.

I love movies. One of my favorite ways of avoiding life is to sit in a matinee when I should be getting work done. I think that film is one of the most effective forms of contemporary art. Art is import to me. Most of my close friends are artists of some sort.

I have a hard time sitting through multiple seasons of popular tv shows. Knowledge of these shows does not make for good dinner table conversations. 100 years from now, no one is going to give a fuck about Lost or Game of Thrones or whatever.
Let's go look for wolf tracks or try to talk to an elk instead. I'm serious. Sometimes I wish I went to school for biology instead of art. You can just make art without paying a bunch of money.

Can, Neil young, sleep, twin shadow, fugazi, Om, Electrelane, Bill Callahan, Mirah, Hank, Dolly, Bonnie, on and on....

All food, but mostly the clean stuff. Sally Fallon is my food guru. You should know that I hunt. I do not see it as a sport. I would never throw a high five at my buddy after making a kill. It's a sacrifice and a sacred act. I hunt as an effort to cut as much farmed and factory meat out of my diet as possible. I'm working toward cutting it out all together. Most of that meat comes from gross places run by conservative people who would shoot a wolf if they had a chance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sharp kitchen knife, a wood shop, exercise, music, a motorcycle (actually, I just sold my bike to help finance summer adventures, but I will have another someday in the near future), and June (My pup. Another reason why I sold my bike. She's a lot of work right now).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to re-employ blue collar workers. Ideas are cheap. Labor shouldn't be.

Why is meth so popular?

Why are so many people bloated.

What's the opposite of casual sex? Serious sex?

Too many things... all the time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I give my dog long awkward hugs. I'm not a private person. This confuses people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to do radical things. You're an artist and a muse of sorts. You practice yoga, but you're not "totally blissed out" all the time. Sometimes things piss you off and you're not afraid to talk about it.

If you think you can handle a person with strong opinions... I don't mean to sound difficult. This profile sounds way more angry than my true demeanor.I'm actually a pretty quiet person. I'm just being brutally honest as a way of being clear.

You should NOT message me if:

Your main ambition in life is to get married and squeeze out a kid before you turn 40 so you won't feel depressed and lonely anymore. Some might think I'm a dick for saying this (or just kind of autistic and real), but I think that marriage is a litigious institution that appeases our insecurities. I'm into figuring out how to love someone over the long term without being under contract. Despite the fact that I'm on a dating site, I am perfectly comfortable being single. I guess I'd just like to believe that an algorithm can help us find great matches (or just make us really fucking picky).