31 Bel Air, MD
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My self-summary
This is long overdue for an update.

For now, be good to each other, be gentle, take every opportunity to show kindness, be mighty.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a full-time job, and I'm currently gearing up to go back to school. I'm still involved with my band, but it's taking more of a back seat these days.
I’m really good at
Being cynical. Telling a story, going off on multiple tangents for an hour, then wrapping it all up together after everyone has forgotten how it started and blowing their minds (or just really confusing them).
The first things people usually notice about me
Currently? Probably my mohawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Thief of Always- Clive Barker
Meditations- Marcus Aurelius
World War Z- Max Brooks
H.P. Lovecraft (anything)
Breakfast of Champions- Kurt Vonnegut

History of the World pt. 1
Lotr Trilogy
Death to Smoochy

Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
Looney Toons (I really miss them)
Dead Like Me

Almost everything, and if I've never had it, I have no problem giving it a shot.

Ok, this is gonna be long...
Tool, Stevie Wonder, Muse, Fiona Apple, Jeff Buckley, As I Lay Dying, the Killers, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, Strung Out, No Use for a Name, Dave Bruebeck, Buddy Rich, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Victor Wooten, Mudvayne, Dream Theater, Between the Buried and Me, Amaranthe, Alice in Chains, Rage Against the Machine, White Zombie, Queen, Coheed and Cambria, Cherry Poppin Daddies, The Gathering, the Cranberries, Johnny Cash, Blue October, B.B King... Well, you get the idea.
The six things I could never do without
Russian Love Scammers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why someone as introverted as I am can't stand being away from people.

How to teach "nice guys" not to be such assholes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At band practice, or out on the town with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have my appendix.
You should message me if
I'm a tactical nuke when it comes to making things awkward, so let's be weird and make strangers uncomfortable.