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30 Columbus, OH Woman


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  • Ages 22–36
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 20, 2013
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I recently got a job. So far it seems fairly unreal. I still feel like a kid most of the time. I do enjoy the money, mostly it goes towards concerts and traveling with the Fresh Girls.

People keep telling me that I'm wild. I don't feel wild, and compared to some other women I know, I'm very mild. I do like to party, and have a good time. If you bumped into me at an ICP show... well I'm probably plastered, hey man.. it happens.

The Fresh Girls are my best friends. We've been friends for a long ass time, and I dont see anything happening to change that. We have dark senses of humour, make smart ass remarks, and can usually find something to laugh about. We're classy, honest, and drama free. We're called the Fresh Girls among our juggalo family, as I mentioned we've been in the scene a long time and are well known. Our first trip to the Gathering of the Juggalos we all wore matching wife beaters, that we scribbled "Fresh" acrossed the front of. New friends called us the Fresh Girls and the name stuck.

I am classy, charming, and curly
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a part time student at Columbus State, looking to go into the computer graphics field. I want to be able to make money and still use my creative and artistic talents. I find myself conflicted about which direction I want to go, sometimes I just want to say 'fuck it,' and dedicate my life to saving polar bears. I'm not entirely comfortable sitting around and watching all of this senseless destruction.

I think men are pigs, but I enjoy their.. uh, company. So I'm also currently trying to see just how many ways they can annoy me. I lost count a long time ago.

I mentioned before that I got job, so for the most part I'm just working and enjoying what free time i have left, whether it be drinking with the Fresh Girls or just hanging out at home watching documentaries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good with directions, currently I do not drive because of some eye related issues but I am always picked to be the navigator on road trips with my girlfriends, it is very rare that I get lost, and it's even more rare that I get lost without an idea of how to get straightened out, to date we've only had to stop and ask for directions once. So to all the people who assume women aren't good with directions.. I say Neener Neener Neener.

When I find time for it, I'm fairly good at fine arts. Painting, drawing, gluing things together.

My friends think I'm good with quips, but I typically have to be provoked for any of the really creative ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses, maybe my smile. Maybe a big mane of curls, that's what I notice when I'm oogling myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books.. well I love to read but I really dont have the time I'd like to enjoy any serious reading. All of my favorites are old books. 1984, Things Fall Apart, Pride and Prejudice. I've been slowly leaning into some feminist writers, I'm a fan of Elizabeth Wurtzels' Bitch, in praise of difficult women. The World Without Us by Alan Weisman is my current read, and I'm just dying to talk about it with someone. It's a little depressing really, the mass destruction we're inflicting.

Movie wise I'm all over the board, I love movies! I adore Tarantino, among my favorites Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, and Hero. I'm still a kid at heart and dont mind spending an afternoon cuddled up watching The Labyrinth, or The Last Unicorn. Horror flicks are a must! The Poltergeist, From Dusk until Dawn, House of 1000 Corpses, Friday the 13th, It, and there are so many others that I could just keep listing them for a while. The more humorous horror flicks are great too, such as Dead Alive or Nightmare on Elm Street. Comedy? Sure, I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith flicks, Mall Rats, Clerks, Dogma. I can't talk about funny movies without mentioning the one, the only, Mel Brooks, I still crack up when I watch Blazing Saddles or History of the World part 1. I also dig Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters, gotta love those funny kinda spooky flicks. I'm a fan of Tom Hanks, when I'm feeling moody I tend to reach for Forest Gump to enjoy a little sob fest. I also looooooove Star Wars, I never get tired of watching them, the story is timeless. There are many other movies I'd like to add to this list, but to be honest I could talk about movies forever.

Alright so recently, there has been debate about Planet Terror and where its credits lie. Of course it is a Robert Rodriguez film, but do you honestly think Tarantino wasn't at his side, helping, pointing things out, or offering ideas? Because its just the same with Death Proof Car, the other half of Grindhouse. Also, if you picked up the Planet Terror dvd, then you can check out the big seminar where they explain some of this.

Music.. mwahahaha..ICP, Tech n9ne, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, Phunk Junkeez, Def Leppard, The Styx, Poison, Joan Jett, Blondie, David Bowie, ZZ Top, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Pharcyde, Digital Underground, Beastie Boys, Bone Thugs n Harmony, Tupac, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Chris Cornell, Stone Temple Pilots, 311, Sublime, Billy Joel, Derek Trucks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Amy Winehouse, Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen, Fuel, Heart, Chingon, Amy Winehouse, Bela Fleck, Sarah McLaughlan, Bad Company, Nirvana, Santana, Rehab, Janis Joplin, Queen, System Of A Down, Prince, Smokey Robinson, Bob Marley

Mmmmmmmmm beer. As a 24 year old, its my right to enjoy drinking! It'd be easier to rattle off the types of beer I refuse to drink, such as Miller, Coors, Natural Ice, Old Swill.. yuck yuck yuck. Some favorites are Rolling Rock, Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and I love to taste new or different beers.

Concerning liquor, I'm pretty open minded. I have to be very careful with Vodka, I got really tanked off of vodka in high school and sometimes the smell just turns my stomach. I prefer Whiskey and Tequila and I enjoy them best in a shot glass. Thats good times.

As a representative of plus sized women everywhere, let me be the first to admit that I love food. I love to cook and I love to eat. Some of my favorite foods tend to be spicy. I havent met a type of food I dislike, from mexican to thai to french.. yum yum. I have a tendancy to lean towards vegetarian foods. I dont like shitty quality meats, I'm picky about how its cooked and the texture. However, on occasion its hard for me to turn down a nice juicy steak or some tastey bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lighters, Curly hair products (I never realized how seriously dependant I am on quality hair care products), Laughing, Batteries, Friends, Family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucked up the world is. What can I do to help? Is it pointless to be concerned in the first place? If I were an intelligent life form from another planet, would I stop by earth? Or would I keep cruising and lock the doors to my spaceship.. Is earth in "the hood" of the universe? Why do people assume aliens are human like in the first place? They could be giant purple, winged alligators or something. How often "nice" guys say things like "I'm not like other guys, everyone says so," and how its never true. There are some behaviors that are completely "manish." Stop denying it boys. How I can be a feminist and still get sucked into fashion and make up?

"Women are not in the wrong when they decline to accept the rules laid down for them, since men make these rules without consulting them. No wonder intrigue and strife abound" -Michel de Montaigne
Thats precisely how I feel about any societal or religiously imposed "rules" on how women should behave. I say fuck the rules.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with the Fresh Girls, or at home chasing my puppy around the house, she snorts like a bull and its hilarious, i might be playing little House of the Dead 2 & 3, shooting up some zombies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a top secret plan to drop everyone who pisses me off into an active volcano

I play World of Warcraft.

One day I'm going to snap, return to the forest, hunt down poachers and wear their skin.
You should message me if
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you think religion is a joke, you like pina coladas; getting caught in the rain, you think that Steve Guttenberg is fucking awesome, you prefer brutal honesty to insincerity, you are a bee charmer, you can read hieroglyphics or you have a helicopter near hawaii that I can borrow for a couple of days.

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