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BacchiusAurelius

31 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Brandon, a tallish computer engineer in this illustrious croissant city. I was raised throughout the Gulf South by a pair of high school sweethearts from Mobile, but after five years, this is home. There's territory around here yet I'm anxious to chart. Mostly east of the warehouse district.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Devising a winning strategy for cultural capital. Improving my laundry folding efficiency.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feigning humility and agreement, malaproper nouns (e.g. Winn Shitzie, Dawson's Asscheek, T.J. Maxxipad).
The first things people usually notice about me
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A bit of the South in my speech, my astonishing decency
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Magazines/Periodicals: my highest priority is getting through The Economist, which is tough or impossible when the world keeps pumping out a hundred pages worth of stuff per week. But I also enjoy subscriptions to NYT/Time/Newsweek. Critical Review is a sufficiently awesome quarterly on sociology/politics, as is n+1. Also a lot of blogs/rss feeds.

Books: I have been digging the Introducing... series, illustrated commentaries on topics in the humanities; not much fiction lately; David Foster Wallace essays; Dennett; popular math and science books

Movies: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Cuckoo's Nest, Network, Lord of the Rings, Taxi Driver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Condiments, coffee, good sheets, diet coke, books/periodicals, spaghetti sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My ~7.2 GB planning spreadsheet. I love Excel, greatest thing to ever originate from Redmond, WA.

4/25/2013: The past 4 days it was chicken and andouille gumbo, which came out so well it seems a sacrilege to take credit for cooking it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pulling my pants up escaping through the back door/window.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been defeated over the chessboard by a twelve-year-old, and if we played again right now I am sure it would happen again. Very much pissed off on account of this. Hence my longstanding conviction that child labor laws should be reconsidered. . .