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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 26, 2014
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to Dallas for work. Not a television owner. Dislike all children. Quite humble. Terse.

Living for those perfect moments.

I am a minimalist and prefer an ascetic lifestyle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I will buy a boat (to be named Hyperion) in 2.5 years and sail to Norway.

In the meantime I tend to work too much, ponder happiness, avoid paying student loans, and take on too many hobbies.

Currently wondering if people actually go on work out dates? Prelude to laundry dates or grocery dates? Scale down to dog and cat walking dates?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obeying gravity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pretty much the worst guy to ever jazz up a gal in a bar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Oh yes Jazz...It's just insolent noise" Me rikey the Jazz.

Diets are boring, but mine is peculiar. I'm attempting to homogenize diets under the guise of sustainability, reduced risk of common diet-related health diseases, cost-effectiveness, improved brain health/function, and genetic compatability. We all know the root reason anyone changes their eating habits, no?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A challenge is enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm thinking about something I could just as easily be doing, like writing this sentence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Steady as she goes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OkCupid is my wingman...or wingbaby?
You should message me if
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You like guys with dangerously high student loan debt.
You don't mind uncertain futures.
You like arguing without being full versed on topics.
You like atypical dates.
I give you tingles in a silly place.
You don't have children. Sorry, but I'm not at that place in my life.
You are competitive.
You don't want to get married within the next 10-40 years.
You think I've made myself totally undateable (real word?) and have genuine, creative suggestions about lying to girls to get a date.
You like to elevate your heart rate.