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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 20, 2014
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I work in theatre.
I'm a nerd/geek/dork.
Most of the jokes I make are just to make myself laugh.
I have a twisted sense of humor.
I have an industrial bar in my left ear.
I used to have my eyebrow done. I want more piercings.
Styrofoam is evil.
My sister is my best friend.
I know a lot about a little.
Sometimes i'll wear a kilt.
There is no part of my ancestry that involves kilt-wearing.
I have strong opinions about things that matter to me.
I love who I am.

If someone has a really low match % with me I just tend to assume they're really religious. I put "atheism" because there was no "anti-theism" option.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from Cal State Fullerton in 2011 with a degree in Philosophy. I'm currently working as a stagehand in various performing arts theatres. I just got off a year long tour all over the US (with a very short stint in China).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making things, thinking in metaphors, fixing things in unique ways, giving massages, reading quickly, learning new languages, tying knots, meeting new people
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. Also people tend to hear me looong before they see me. My friends comment a lot on the volume of my voice/laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Every single thing here is subject to change at a moment's notice.

Books- Almost anything by Gaiman or Palahniuk. American Gods. Good Omens. Fight Club. The Ender's Game series. Game of Thrones. Preacher. Harry Potter.

Movies- Guy Ritchie is a champion. Snatch. Lock Stock. Revolver. RocknRolla. Gladiator. Fight Club. Layer Cake. Muppet Treasure Island. Green Street Hooligans. Hook. Die Hard (Best Christmas movie ever). Water World. The Room. Dr Horrible. Wet Hot American Summer. Saving Private Ryan. Anything by Mel Brooks. Gladiator. Lucky Number Slevin. Labyrinth. Beetlejuice. The Boondock Saints.

Shows- South Park. How I Met Your Mother. Big Bang Theory. 30 Rock. Southland. Mad Men. Lost. Battlestar Galactica. Star Trek. Firefly! Californication. In other news.... Jersey Shore is a crime against humanity.

Music- Atmosphere. Basshunter. The Beastie Boys. The Bloodhound Gang. The Blow. Cake. Cascada. Chromeo. Clipse. Daft Punk. The Darkness. David Guetta. Deadmau5. Dispatch. Disturbed. Earth Wind & Fire. Electric Six. Eminem. Flogging Molly. Frank Sinatra. Goldfinger. Gorillaz. Head Automatica. Jamiroquai. Jurassic 5. Justice. Kanye. Kenna. Kid Cudi. Less than Jake. Lit. Ludo. Me First & the Gimme Gimmes. MGMT. Michael Jackson. Mika. MSTRKRFT. NaS. The Prodigy. Queen. Rage Against the Machine. Rancid. Richard Cheese. Rick Astley. Rx Bandits. Scissor Sisters. Stevie Wonder. Streetlight Manifesto. Sublime. Super Mash Bros. Tupac. Weezer. 2 Live Crew.

Food- I was vegan for a while, and felt great while I did it. I'm considering it again just for that reason. That said... as of right now I will eat anything and everything (seriously...) My favorite food is sushi. I would eat it every day if I could.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not that attached to physical things, except for a cell phone. I need to keep in touch with people.
I need a space that I can call my own, even if it's just temporary.
I could never do without a smile.
My freedom!

Oh...and good local beer...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social/group dynamics. My work. The zombie apocalypse. Movies. How the world could be a better place. How stupid most people are.
Seriously... Imagine how dumb the average person is... now realize that exactly half the people on the planet are dumber than that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm down to do anything, but I'm typically working a show those nights. I'll most likely end up at a particular coffee shop with my friends. This coffee shop is located in a magical area full of bars. We like to enjoy the parade of drunks that roll by on the way to their cars.
....and really depends on what state i'm in...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How about the power of flight? That do anything for you? That's levitation holmes.... How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!!! That's telekinesis kyle. How about the power... to move you...?
You should message me if
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you find me interesting, just want to talk, or if you made it this far without hitting the back button.
Talk to you soon. :)