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29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
While I may be a Geek I do not currently live in the Backwoods. I apologize for any confusion my incredibly creative name may have caused.

Want more self-summary? Tough. My beard and I are too busy. I mean, we could talk in person and I could break down my many nuanced facets for you if you'd like. OR. simply do something else.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking to make a sweeping overhaul. This is a boring profile, believe me, I know more than anyone and you deserve better.

I want to take some chances and get a little messy. You want to join me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self Deprecation?
Eating with a fork?
Smiling slyly and Winking knowingly?
Certainly not making up humorous things to be good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyebrows. Beard. the fact that I'm (apparently) made up of 95% hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wear what I like on my sleeve (metaphorically) so if you get to know me you'll figure it out.

Movies: City Slickers, Ghostbusters, True Grit, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Back To The Future, Evil Dead II

Comics/Books: Y The Last Man, Invincible, Powers, Battle Royal, The Hobbit, The Bus Driver Who Wanted To Be God

Music: The Guess Who, The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Eagles of Death Metal, The Blues Brothers, The Sheepdogs, The Band, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bob Dylan

Food: I can't sayI have one favorite food - but I do like a good reason to cook a full meal. Especially if its for someone I like.

Honestly there's too much to keep listing. If you want to know more just ask!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can cut it down to an even 3:
1) a pen
2) paper
3) large bodies of water (in which to swim/boat)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
anything but OK Cupid and yet...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
therefore I think?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once broke a toe while getting out of bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you dare.

But in all seriousness you will undoubtedly wrestle internally whether its the right decision to message someone who is so clearly a bad boy. Will I break your heart? Will I ride off into the sunset? You'll never know unless you take that first step.