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Bacon1n1eggs

24 / M / straight / Single

Portland, Maine

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Oh man come back home for chrissakes! your kids don't know what you look like anymore. Think of the kids. Think of poor lil Johnny. And..a... read more

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6' 0" (1.82m).
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New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
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No
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Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
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Graduated from high school
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Less than $20,000
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Likes children
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Languages
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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I am Creative, Obsessive, and Squirrely.

My Self-Summary

I can easily give you the sum total of myself in less than a paragraph. I'm extremely up tight, and I do not like to have a good time.

I am at least 60% lentils barley and oats.

I dance like Ian Curtis.
(sometimes)

I talk to myself a lot.
And things, I talk to them to, a lot, but mostly when I'm alone.
Or at work.

Wow, is this really how I want to set the tone for the rest of my profile?

Too late!

I'm kind of a sucker for philosophy, but I avoid reading about it because secretly, I'm afraid of the fact that I've probably never had an original thought in my life.

I love Music, I love jiu-jitsu, and I love my brassicas.

Logic

I hold honesty above most other things, and honesty with oneself above all other things; that ideal is behind most of the things I do.

I love beets.
I like sweet potatoes a lot.
I hate pitch correction.

I'm a guy and I don't really care.

My journal is probably a better reflection of who I am.

maybe
Now in Russian
Аи вондер иф зи срилик алфабет воркс он О.К. Кюпид нао. Аи хоп ит доз! НОУ-ХАУ!!

What I’m doing with my life

Being poor.

Learning to sleep.

Cooking and nutrition. Mmmmm
Working my way into CrossFit and Gymnastics and recently getting really excited about Georges Herbert and the idea of pointing myself more in the direction of Parkour.

Being happy about things like early mornings and bare feet on cold floors.

Trying to do the "right" thing.

I’m really good at

Making oatmeal.

Verbing.

Nouning.

Someone I respect once told me that I'm stronger than I look.

So...I'm good at that.

"hipping"

The first things people usually notice about me

For the last few months or so (alright 7 months), probably all this hair that's been exploding out of my face. Now, it's the fact that I'm fresh out of the stuff.

And then that I'm bear foot. RRAAARRGGHHH!!
I mean...barefoot.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Zen Flesh, Zen Bones; Coming of Age in the Milky Way; The Nazi War on Cancer; The Botany of Desire; An Anthropologist on Mars; The Omnivore's Dilemma

I have a certain soft spot for the BBC Chronicles of Narnia
Doggy Poo

Scriabin, Shostakovich, Prokofiev, Rachmaninoff Mussorgsky etc. plus Stravinsky, Bach, Chopin, Dvořák, Scarlatti, and a bunch of others. Mostly solo piano stuff, but a lot of concertos, some chamber music, trios, quartets, quintets, that sort of thing, a few symphonies, and two operas.

Other than that, for the present, The Microphones, Deer Hoof, some Múm, The Shins, Slint, Q and not U, Björk (although probably for all the wrong reasons), Fugazi, Rotundo Sealeg, Neutral Milk Hotel,The Mae Shi, The Zombies, Radiohead...Screaming Females, The Scrapes....some Sufjan Stevens, Gang of Four (well just those two songs, but whatever), Neutral Milk Hotel, Shellac, Neptune...I say that I like King Crimson, but I never listen to them........Budowitz..........This list is longer than my classical stuff, but the classical music really is my true love.

I love food, and I'm slowly worming my way into the world of cooking it. I accidentally turned vegetarian over the summer due to certain financial issues (being laid off for an extended period of time), and although I wish I could bring meat back into my world, the world of everyone else will probably wind up better off if I didn't.

The six things I could never do without

Growing is good. I'd argue that it's the point.

Bosons.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I spend a lot of time reminding myself that life is now.

"Why is there something instead of nothing?"

On a typical Friday night I am

Working!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

So, tonight...erh...Feb. 20, '08, I was watching the lunar eclipse and I thought to myself "Man, I wonder how many times this happens when the moon isn't full, and we don't even notice".

If I had the time and the money, I would be so way into the ARMA.

I sometimes wish that I could sing countertenor like Andreas Scholl.

You should message me if

you are that masked girl from the Gardiner talent show.