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Bacon1n1eggs

29 M Portland, ME

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm fairly simple to summarize. I don't like people, and most of the people who you might call my friends annoy the piss out of me. I can't stand to be around them. I have a dog, but I try to make him as small a part of my life as possible. It's hard to imagine continuing to live with him perpetually occupying my living space.
I hate my family, and have done my best to push them as far away as is humanly possible.
I am extremely uptight, and I do not like to have a good time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Every night I read the Harry Potter books, to myself and to my house, angrily and aloud.

Movies: My Big Fat Greek Wedding and I are in a strict monogamous relationship. It's a drug.

Shows: The New Girl

Music: Country and rap are the only authentic venues of true musical expression left in America. Everything else is just masturbation.

Fuck food. If you could get everything you need in a pill, I'd never look back.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck beer.

Fuck sex.

Fuck the Red Sox.

Fuck my iPhone. (I'm not ashamed to say this.)

Fuck coffee.

Fuck music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well...I mean, obviously fuck sex, that makes perfect sense.
You should message me if
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I refuse to date anyone who makes me talk like an idiot.