Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm fairly simple to summarize. I don't like people, and most of
the people who you might call my friends annoy the piss out of me.
I can't stand to be around them. I have a dog, but I try to make
him as small a part of my life as possible. It's hard to imagine
continuing to live with him perpetually occupying my living
I hate my family, and have done my best to push them as far away as
is humanly possible.
I am extremely uptight, and I do not like to have a good time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Every night I read the Harry Potter books, to myself and to
my house, angrily and aloud.
Movies: My Big Fat Greek Wedding and I are in a strict monogamous
relationship. It's a drug.
Shows: The New Girl
Music: Country and rap are the only authentic venues of true
musical expression left in America. Everything else is just
Fuck food. If you could get everything you need in a pill, I'd
never look back.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck the Red Sox.
Fuck my iPhone. (I'm not ashamed to say this.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well...I mean, obviously fuck sex, that makes perfect sense.
You should message me if
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I refuse to date anyone who makes me talk like an idiot.
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