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BaconMary

25 M Napa, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My biggest regret is my user name.

Sorry if I look at your profile more than 1-8 times. I usually forget who I've seen.

I drive around aimlessly drinking coffee and staring at grapes. I normally ride my bicycle as often as I can but I've been being lazy and I work during most of the daylight hours.

I hate folding clothes and put it off as long as possible. I do however like folding towels.

Self-summary in summary:
I like movies, I like sunsets, and any sort of illuminated dinner. I love to cook, for business and pleasure. I love my bicycle but neglect it far too much. I like video games but don't play then often. I hate long walks on the beach because sand is the worst. Can't we just have long walks anywhere else?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cook, I cater, I bike ride, I read. I live maximally in a minimal way.

Except I don't get to do any of those things anymore because I am a productive member of society (I have a job).

I'm also in the process of studying and taking tests to qualify and license myself as a water treatment operator. And once I do, I'll finally get a job that has regular hours and weekends off. Mmmm how dreamy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-I speak English fluently.
-Most people seem to think I'm some super chef because I've made them food once or twice.
-I make a pretty mean mojito, and manhattan.
-Gluing PVC pipe together?
-I'm really really good at thinking long pauses in a conversation with someone I don't know too well are really awkward so I feel responsible to say something which usually turns out to be awkward then I hate myself for opening my goddamn mouth in the first place. Yeah, I'm really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People often ask me why I'm working where I do when I should be off doing some ridiculous research or working at JPL or on Jeopardy. I haven't been able to come up with a good answer.
And that might be the second thing people notice. I guess I'll never know the first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love lists.
On books:
For some strange reason all I read for the last four years was non-fiction. It got so bad that when I tried to start reading fiction again, I forgot how. I didn't know that it was possible, but it was. I'm working toward learning to read stories again.

On media:
I love watching movies of any sort with a movie buddy, I need a new one now since I left the other behind. Be it on the couch or at the theater. I didn't watch much TV before, but NOVA and National Geographic specials. Are like gateway drugs. Thankfully those are all on Netflix and Hulu.

Music: all. I know its a copout but its true.

Foods: EVERYTHING. I haven't found something I won't eat, just a few things I'm working up the courage to order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A nitrogen/helium/hydrogen/oxygen mixture?
- The sound and smell and feel of rain. Also windshield wipers.
-Socks.
- My glasses. I'd be SOL without them
-My friends
- Thunderstorms.
-Love? Because it defies, logic and just plainly makes no sense and is irrational and wonderful. God that was sappy, screw it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always wonder why people pay to own shirts to advertise a product.

Are tortillas flat breads? If they are we've been eating sandwiches the whole time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days I'm attempting to sleep because I have to be awake for work at 4:30
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know I'm pretty open. Ask.

EDIT: I thought of something! I have a weird soft spot for romantic commedies and chick flicks. I'm weird, whatever.

EDIT2: I fed my cat pasta and he loved it. :3
EDIT3: I think the emoticon " :3 " is hilariously adorable.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're bored. I'm bored too. I like cool people. if you consider yourself to be a cool person we might just get along. And if you consider yourself a very uncool person, wet might get along anyway. You never know. You might just be a closet cool person.