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Baconoctopus

33 M Canberra, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 33 year old, fit and active male, looking for a cool lady to hang out with....really sorry about the name by the way. I actually wanted Baconasaurus, but it was already taken...sucks for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This sounds like a question my parents used to ask me all the time. I'm working a good job, attempting to develop a wide range of interests to keep me busy, and saving a bit of money so i can go traveling somewhere (still figuring out where to go to next). Also, just got into a Masters, so I'll be doing that for the next year or four...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating, walking really fast, talking really loud, 6 times tables (or i was really good at them in grade 3)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seriously have no idea. This is a wierd question. I hope whatever they notice about me is good though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blah, blah, blah, blaaaaaaaahhhh
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I probably could have done without six of these stupid questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Presently, i seem to be thinking a lot about how to answer these questions, which appear to be getting progressively stupider as i travel down the list
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curing cancer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an account on Ok Cupid. Please dont tell anyone, it's so embarrasing.
You should message me if
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