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25 Tempe, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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***Moving to Brooklyn in April***

Poor man's Hank Moody.

Originally from the PNW. I graduated from ASU with a degree in Creative Writing in 2013. I have a penchant for travel, adventure, Irish whiskey, dancing, singing, and Twin Peaks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Moving to a new city. Having my adventure. Writing a thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing like Niles Crane.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My soft hair or my incredible ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, Lilith, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Phantastes, The Ghosts of Belfast,

Movies: Casablanca, In Bruges, The Game, Intolerable Cruelty, The Lost Boys, Seven Psychopaths,

TV: Twin Peaks, Gravity Falls, Boston Legal, Battlestar Galactica, House, Elementary,

Music: Tom Waits, Arvo Part, Queen, Adam Ant, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, Bowie

Painters: Salvador Dali, Marc Chagall, Caravaggio, Alexander Calder, Auguste Rodin, Kandinsky,

Authors: Hemingway, Wilde, Twain, Poe, Fitzgerald,

Gods: Anubis, Bacchus, Erato, Morrigan, Aphrodite, Death,

Words: Cliche, Troubadour, Embalm, Maudlin, Deranged, Emblematic,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, coffee, conversations, whiskey, muses, secrets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who killed Laura Palmer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'd rather be a left-handed flea,
a crab on a slab at the bottom of the sea,
a newt on the root of a banyan tree,
or a fig on a twig in Galilee,
than a man who never learns how to be free.
You should message me if
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You're dynamite with a laser beam.

You're intrigued. You want to tell me your secrets. You want to read something I've written. You're bored. You're scared. You like going on adventures. You like getting lost. You want someone to talk to about something amazing or something awful. You like coffee and good conversation. You're interesting. You're kind.

You have something to get off your chest.