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25 Tempe, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:55pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Poor man's Hank Moody.

I graduated from ASU May of 2013. I live a simple life. I work a job that I love, the rest of the time I'm drinking coffee, writing, reading, working on a new project, watching Boston Legal, or enjoying the company of some of my wonderful friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a total cliche (I'm waiting tables and trying to write a novel).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing stories.
Drinking coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am "Painfully aware that I am sickeningly cuter than I have ever actually felt. Deeply misguided in my loathing and wanton with my love. Barely clever enough to forget that I don't know everything. A contradiction in all except my indulgences, which I sensibly undertake to gross excess."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I usually enjoy making lists, but I'll be here forever. So every time I log in I'm going to add one more to each list.

Books: Ender's Game, Lilith, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Phantastes, The Ghosts of Belfast,

Movies: Star Wars, In Bruges, Reservoir Dogs, Intolerable Cruelty, The Lost Boys, Seven Psychopaths,

TV: Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Battlestar Galactica, House, Elementary,

Music: Tom Waits, Arvo Part, Queen, Adam Ant, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, Bowie

Alcoholic Beverages: Gin and Tonic, Whiskey, Hemingways, White Russians, Pinot Noir, Irish Coffee,

Board Games: Diplomacy, Settlers of Catan, Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game, Chess, Spy Alley, 221 B Baker Sreet,

Superheroes (+ heroines, villains, villainesses, sidekicks, etc): Phantom X, Deadpool, Batman, Mysterion, Harley Quinn, Word Girl,

Gods: Anubis, Bacchus, Erato, Morrigan, Aphrodite, Death,

Painters: Salvador Dali, Marc Chagall, Caravaggio, Alexander Calder, Auguste Rodin, Kandinsky,

Authors: Hemingway, Wilde, Twain, Poe, Fitzgerald, Hunter S. Thompson,

Places: Paris, the grass under large oak trees, Gold Bar Espresso, Seattle, pillow forts, comfy couches,

Words: Cliche, Troubadour, Embalm, Maudlin, Deranged, Emblematic,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, coffee, conversations, whiskey, muses, secrets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever project I'm currently working on.

People, and what they're thinking, what motivates them and drives them.

I also over think things. I over analyze. My mind wanders.

When I will meet the next exciting new stranger. I have a voracious appetite for engaging conversation and raucous amusement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thursday night is my Friday night. And on Thursday night I'm singing karaoke with my friends at my favorite dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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No, you'll have to ask me.
You should message me if
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You're dynamite with a laser beam.

You're intrigued. You want to tell me your secrets. You want to read something I've written. You're bored. You're scared. You like going on adventures. You like getting lost. You want someone to talk to about something amazing or something awful. You like coffee and good conversation. You're interesting. You're kind.

You have something to get off your chest.