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24 M Tempe, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:40pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."

I have decided that online dating profiles should be more like tumblr. Rather than having to sit down and try to think of a way to express your personality, you could just post random shit you like on a daily basis, slowly building up a collection that demonstrates multiple facets of who you are. As you change and evolve as a person, so would your profile. It would remain up to date. A mirror of your life, if you will.
What I’m doing with my life
Working angles at the airport.
I’m really good at
Writing stories.
Making coffee.
Making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes...oh, who are we kidding! My ass of course.

That I talk a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually enjoy making lists, but I'll be here forever. So every time I log in I'm going to add one more to each list.

Books: Ender's Game, Lilith, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Phantastes, The Ghosts of Belfast,

Movies: Star Wars, In Bruges, Reservoir Dogs, Intolerable Cruelty, The Lost Boys, Seven Psychopaths,

TV: Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Battlestar Galactica, House, Elementary,

Music: Tom Waits, Arvo Part, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Police,

Alcoholic Beverages: Gin and Tonic, Whiskey, Hemingways, White Russians, Pinot Noir, Irish Coffee,

Board Games: Diplomacy, Settlers of Catan, Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game, Chess, Spy Alley, 221 B Baker Sreet,

Superheroes (+ heroines, villains, villainesses, sidekicks, etc): Phantom X, Deadpool, Batman, Mysterion, Harley Quinn, Word Girl,

Gods: Anubis, Bacchus, Erato, Morrigan, Aphrodite, Death,

Painters: Salvador Dali, Marc Chagall, Caravaggio, Alexander Calder, Auguste Rodin, Kandinsky,

Authors: Hemingway, Wilde, Twain, Poe, Fitzgerald, Hunter S. Thompson,

Places: Paris, the grass under large oak trees, Gold Bar Espresso, Seattle, pillow forts, comfy couches,

Words: Cliche, Troubadour, Embalm, Maudlin, Deranged, Emblematic,
The six things I could never do without
Books, coffee, conversations, whiskey, muses, secrets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The stories I should be writing. Going back to Paris. The people in my life I have to take care of. The people in my life I want to take care of. When will the next season of _____ start.

I also over think things. I over analyze. My mind wanders.

But mostly, I'm bored. I have a voracious appetite for engaging conversation and raucous amusement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thursday night is my Friday night. And on Thursday night I'm singing karaoke with my friends at my favorite dive bar.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're dynamite with a laser beam.

You're intrigued. You want to tell me your secrets. You want to read something I've written. You're bored. You're scared. You like going on adventures. You like getting lost. You want someone to talk to about something amazing or something awful. You like coffee and good conversation. You're interesting. You're kind.

You have something to get off your chest.