I'd like to think that I couldn't possibly summarize myself in a few hundred characters. Still, you probably will want to know something about me, so here are some highlights.
- I'm 30. Yes, I'm an old man. Please don't point this out if I message you.
- I'm a father of one little girl. See picture. She does not live me fulltime, but she is around quite a bit. If that kind of thing bothers you, well, I guess we are destined to be anonymous to each other.
- I have a job. Yes, a real one with benefits and a salary. See below for details.
- I'm not necessarily looking for my future wife. After all, I've been married once, and am going through a not-so-messy divorce which should be finalized around the the first of the year. On the other hand, I'm not the type for meaningless relationships, so if we go out more than a couple times, it means I like you.
- I'm also not much for a ton of emailing. I will probably ask you to do something, and you should probably say yes, because you will probably have a good time.

I represent bad kids. Hence the screen name. To elaborate, I work as a public defender representing juveniles. I really like my job, and I won't mind telling you that.

I'm pretty much exceptional at everything. Not really, but I hear that it's good to have self-esteem. I do like to cook, though, even if I'm the only one that likes my cooking.

I'm usually having a pretty good time, so you'll probably notice I like to laugh and make you laugh. If after 15 minutes, I'm not laughing and you aren't laughing, we should probably give up and save each other time.

Books: Pretty much anything. After law school, I was so disefranchised with reading that I quit, but recently I've picked it up again. Please give me some recommendations.

Movies: I am always up for a movie. I typically love movies about self-hating losers, so I really like The Wrestler, The Weather Man, and Funny People. But really I like a lot of movies, especially scary ones.

Musics: Rolling Stones. Johnny Cash. Bluegrass. The perfect trifecta. But I can be persuaded to listen to anything if you are nice about it.

Food: Mexican. I just got back from New Mexico. It was heaven on earth. No wonder everyone in New Mexico is fat.

you want to have a good time. Seriously. I'm always up for getting a beer and getting to know someone new. I'm sure we'll be laughing and having a good time, and at the end of the day, be glad we met. What could be better than that?