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BadNewsBeard

29 / M / Straight / Single

Somers Point, New Jersey

His Details

Last Online
Today – 10:35am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a very pretentious but good hearted tattoo artist from slightly south of Boston. Yes, I have an extremely thick accent. I tend to be very passionate and knowledgable about the topics that interest me. I just moved to jersey from mass and it's been well over a year since I've been in a long term relationship. I'm in a new area and I don't know many people, but I'm ready to start dating again. I know what I want in a relationship, but being a stranger here makes it hard to know where to look.
What I’m doing with my life
Everything I can... Nor may :)
I’m really good at
I'm really good at motivating and leading people, vintage video games, remembering obscure references and tattooing people. I'm also pretty decent at making people laugh.,
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm abrasive/snarky, I'm too tattooed and I'm wittier(funnier) than I ought to be or think I am; And that I have a big assed bulky daughter of a rescued Pitt that photo bombs all but the most planned snapshots..,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Abarat, The Dark Tower, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Narnia, anything Lovecraft and Robert E. Howard Conan.

Movies: Afro Samurai, Big Lebowski, Jeunet (Amelie, Mic Mac, City of Lost Children, and Delicatessen) Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Miyazaki (Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and Howl's Moving Castle)

TV: (anime) Gad Guard, Negima, Evangelion, Ah! My Goddess, FLCL, Gurran Langan, Rosario + Vampire, Souleater, Vampire Hunter D.. Etc.
The six things I could never do without
1. Sarcasm
2. A Lighter
3. Flavor
4. My Beard
5. Adventure!
6. Inspiration...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does the "crazy blind date logo", look exactly like the pictograph of lovecraftian old ones :/
On a typical Friday night I am
On a Friday night, I'm tattooing until 9pm.. With rare exception, that's my solid routine. But after 9, nothing is typical... Ever. I might go to ac for live entertainment, maybe hit up the secret fire station bar, entertain my customers with snacks and drinks.. Shit, I'm up for anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am unbelievably frightened of being alone in the dark. Real tough, huh?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You've never really wanted to "grow up".....;