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26 Goleta, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–40
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My interests border on the inane. I consume. I try and stay somewhat active, but sometimes, spending a day doing nothing is just as rewarding as going for a nice hike or simple bike ride.

Also, put on a silly hat. It's hard to be mad or sad in a silly hat. Also, people can't take you seriously, which helps tremendously.

What I’m doing with my life
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Slingin' hooch mostly.
I’m really good at
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Staying up way past my bedtime. Eating like a child in an adult body.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I'm probably laughing. Otherwise... I dunno. I've never asked anybody that question before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as books go, I like the collected works of Richard Russo, Bradbury, tons of others. Specifically, House of Leaves, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Wasp Factory, and a ridiculous number of non-fiction books. I really like books. Just finished reading a bunch of different short story collections by Denis Johnson, Miranda July, Phillip K Dick, H.P. Lovecraft, and things of that nature. I also read graphic novels and comic books, some of my favorites being Sandman and Transmetropolitan.

I love horrible B-zombie movies, cheesy action, wonderful action, teen comedies, 80s/90s teen romantic comedies. Pretty much, movies. I love it all. Just watched The World's End which blew my dick off, and been rewatching a bunch of old Hitchcock flicks, and Dial M For Murder.

I do watch TV. Favorites are Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Firefly, The Office, 30 Rock, Archer, and a lot of other shows like that.

My recent playlist includes a lot of jazz right now. A lot. Also Regina Spektor, You Blew It!, Japandroids , New Pornographers, and then falling victim to whatever nonsense music Girls convinces me I like. I do enjoy plenty of fun pop, punk, rock, indie rock, electronica, some metal, alternative, classical, jazz, soul, funk, and most things in between.

Food is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
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1) A book.
2) My watch
3) My glasses
4) A pen or something for my fidgety hands.
5) Music of some kind. Silence is creepy sometimes.
6) Your mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading, at a movie, redditing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I traveled a longer distance than should be allowed to watch a preview screening of Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, a straight to video release in the Bring It On saga. It was glory.
You should message me if
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you have the manual dexterity required.