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BadVentilation

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a fondness for talking about the weather. I once visited my parents for a week and every night at two am I would watch the weather channel, it was a glorious and well-informed week.

I just learned that the first punctuation mark of Beowulf had been mistranslated and it's a period rather than an exclamation mark. This is very exciting.

I have strong opinions on people who call themselves nerds.

Been using urban dictionary a lot lately.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Petting the cat, making the bed, walking to work, walking at work, walking home from work, sleeping in the bed, petting the cat.

Lying about making the bed. Becoming increasingly concerned about the potential for scurvy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, placing things up high, reaching for up high things, budgeting a grocery list, bad jokes at inappropriate times. Talking about myths.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, and I got hands, and other assorted people parts. Maybe sometimes they see the poisoned arrows piercing my bloodied thews?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gravity's Rainbow, Batman, DMZ, The Fifty Year Sword, One Hundred Brothers, Habibi, Fun Home, so many damn comics and books. Just look at my bookshelf.

The Prestige, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Butter, Trainspotting

All foods except mushrooms and coconuts. Probably some others too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, books, trees, the sweet laughter of children on a setting summer's day, big dumb dogs, civilization.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I put a plant in my room, will my cat eat it? Is there a way to prevent him from doing that? Why is he such a son of a bitch about plants?

If Slothrop ever chews through his pig ear. Wonder what Pinkman is doing these days. Why are so many vampire stories fucking lame?

How can I shine my byrnie? Who the hell has $20 to blow on these OKCupid dating events?

That person looks like a damn robot. This doesn't make me fearful that robots are planning to take over civilization by means of subterfuge, no this instills in me a pride that robots can walk around in their people suits without fear of reprisal from unsavory individuals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Steeling myself against the dawn. Reading, writing, maybe working. 86ing people from bars(mostly myself. Mostly at the end of my shift)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I mean Civilization the game in the six things section. I also have a mildly amusing anecdote regarding a German stereotype, a water park, and numerous children. It's best not to say too much online.

I used to think bookworms were actual worms that lived in books and that libraries had to regularly exterminate to avoid infestations. That's not the secret. The real secret is I still do think this.

I think that fictional characters become alive for a time, even if it's for the briefest of pages, before they go into limbo. It can fill me with considerable guilt.

I only eat peanut butter with a spoon. No sandwiches.

I listen to terrible, cheesy, bombastic metal. I love every moment of it. The more cheese the more love.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know why vampires kind of suck (HA). You can explain why movies and books name themselves after classic mythology but don't have anything to do with that particular myth, seriously, someone help me.

You're an artist that wants to make some spooky comics. Or you want to make funny comics, like with regular folk and stuff.