Really I can use a whole bunch of sentences which go "I am a..." but what does that say other than I know how to fill a page with bland exposition.
Really you want to show, not tell, it is much more interesting and accurate to draw conclusions and learn about someone from what they do instead of what they claim about themselves.
So lets talk about movies and TV. How The Simpsons peaked when Mr. Burns was gunned down. How George Lucas was the worst person to make Episodes I-III. How the current state of pop-culture comedy is a melange of nostalgia and awkward characters.
Or talk about why the sky feels so small in Victoria, even though spring may come early the rain soaked pavement is much more dark and depressing than a snow covered sidewalk ever is.
We can all be so much interesting than a caffe latte and a small chair. At the end of the day I just don't like going for coffee.