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33 Washington, DC Man


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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 9:08am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My friends usually call me the straightest gay man they know. I am a Gay Boy Scout Frat Boy. Normally, I think most people would think that as being somehow contradictory but that is just me.

I love the outdoors, college sports, and cheap beer. Yet, I love the theatre, art museums, and a fine cocktail.

I'm looking to find someone who can enjoy all those fine points of life and is willing to explore everything that life has to offer.

One of my biggest turn ons is intelligence with the ability to parlay that into witty and funny comments. There are too many funny points in life that are regularly ignored.

I also used to be a canoe guide in Northern Minnesota in the Boundary Waters. Waking up and seeing mist come off the lake, seeing otters play around your canoe, and finding an endangered flower were all amazing feelings.

I am originally from Southern Wisconsin and I attended the University of Wisconsin - Madison. I oddly enough have a degree in Forest Ecology and another in political science.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lots of stuff that keeps me busy. Friends, some online classes in modeling (no...not the pretty kind), and my awesome job doing political data and organizing keeps me pretty busy.
I’m really good at
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math, brewing my own beer, and remembering arcane bits of pop culture.

Slowly learning the finer points of wine though really a $10 bottle will usually suffice forme.
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably that I'm sarcastic. Otherwise, other people notice me and I don't notice me so I don't really know...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a voracious reader so putting down favorites would be hard. Right now, I'm finishing "What It Takes" which is about the 88 Presidential race.

Favorite movie is hands down "Chinatown". I can watch it repeatedly and never got bored.

TV shows--Top Chef, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Family Guy, American Dad, and The League. If you like The League, you definitely need to email me.

Music--pretty eclectic and always open to new stuff.

Food--yes. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cheese. It's so good.

2. Podcasts of public radio and They are
entertaining, informational and funny. Also Maximum Fun Network. The

3. Olives. Truth be told, I hated them for a long period of my
life. But then one day I had good olives...i.e. not the ones
sitting in a jar at the supermarket for 5 years.

4. My Nalgene bottle. One by my bed, one at my desk at work. Both
covered with stickers about me.

5. Water/lentils. I used to drink Diet Coke but I've mostly stopped and have been pretty much on non-processed foods for about a year. Except for potato chips.

6. Beer from New Glarus Brewing Co. That stuff is just amazing and
the people who make it are some of the best people in the U.S.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is Captain Ben Sisko up to these days?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends at a bar;

Or, taking in a movie, concert, or other cultural activity;

Or, at my place or a friend's place eating, drinking, playing games, talking, watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to play World of Warcraft. There's even a video of me talking about that. Maybe you'll get to watch it someday.

Oh...and I have two fake teeth!
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