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BagofOranges

30 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am less than a god but more than a man, a collection of abstracts, nostalgia fueled biases and hammy rhetoric rarely uttered outside of the internet. A creator, a destroyer, and entertainer, but its all a matter of scale. I've got a low key extreme personality that is hit or miss but an amazing time saver when it comes to interviewing potential members of my inner circle.

(Nothing beats developing a God complex over a plastic aquarium of sea monkeys. Also, I like to draw and read stuff)

Disbelievers of the almighty are always welcome in my book.

I like my crime like I like my porn, black on black.
(I'm a fan of neither honestly, but colored folks are ok I suppose)

Succinct version:

Myers-Briggs: ENTJ
Political leanings: Libertarian
Ethics: Conservative
Religion: Atheist
College: yes.
Work: unavoidable, for now
Hobbies: Martial arts

I have graduated with a dual bachelors in psychology and business administration of which I am currently putting to use in helping develop a family business. Politically I am a libertarian but I don't judge as I have friends in both extremes as politics are imaginary.

That being said I tend to view the world objectively and time and energy are finite resources for all activities. Now understanding that you will eventually run out of both and your problems will become moot, my outlook is generally positive as I see life as sort of a pleasant game. This is primarily due in part that I live in a first world country and my problems are generally first world in nature (woot!). Anyways, standards have gone up in regards to whom I look to mingle with as hopefully we all have better things to do. :P

For instance, I believe it's important to apply classical conditioning to orgasms by setting up and activating a series of preplanned triggers in rapid succession during coitus to maximize and increase consistency in the desired result. The whole thing takes months of rigorous testing and troubleshooting to achieve the target ratio so a monogamous relationship would be ideal. I guess I'm just a romantic, but ideally its fun to be race your partner in trying to complete this project on each other. Falling in love helps, but its extraordinarily hard to apply the placebo effect on the aware hence the profile. BAM!!! SCIENCE!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting my spinning back kick for posterity reasons.

Getting in shape to serve my country.
(team america is my ringtone)

Improving my character sheet.

Variable positive reinforcement is a bitch, deprogramming is surprisingly har-KILL THE PRESIDENT... *shambles off*

Getting flagged by the guv'ment. They gave me a tiny flag the last time they kicked in my apt door :D

Probably talking too much about off the wall things.
I’m really good at
Collecting hedons from ambient dubstep, super villainy for fun and profit, pan frying various seasoned meats, being hospitable, martial arts, financial planning, back rubs, networking, fluffing a resume, ruining women for future partners, being nonchalant and most importantly humble in regards to my plethora of works.

(I'm taking this as seriously as you are.)

I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I WRITE GOOD.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty quiet and am usually accompanied by a laptop in a place that has wifi, often with a beverage of some sort. I'm relatively tall, burly and have dark hair.

For those of you that follow Venture brothers, since shaving my goatee I would make a pretty spot-on cosplay of 21 as far as physique is concerned.

As far as personality goes I'm pretty outgoing and tend to randomly rant about science articles from IFLS that make me proud to be mostly human. (neanderthal kin unite!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like the authors Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman, Feist, Isaac Asimov and Neil Gaiman. When I was in high school I went on a huge fantasy kick and happened to follow the Aliens novelizations. I also love comics like Invincible, The Goon, and Hellboy. (The Zombie Survival Guide is a must read)

Music: Daft Punk, Muse, Rob Zombie, NiN, Nightwish, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Beastie Boys, Korn, Pantera, Smashing Pumpkins, Lords of Acid, Mindless Self Indulgence or MSI, Combichrist ect

Movie wise: Lost Boys, Robocop, Terminator series, Gremlins, Batman, Spiderman, Avengers, Smokin Aces, Star Trek, 28 days of night, Shootemup, Ip Man, most Zombie films, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Spawn, Transformers 1 (the rest were terrible), Lord of the Rings, X-men, Cabin in the woods

Shows: Venture brothers, firefly, breaking bad, justice league, x-men evolution, frisky dingo, sealab, archer, simpsons, south park, futurama, american dad, family guy, I like cartoons basically
The six things I could never do without
My macbook
Netflix on my phone
high speed wifi
protein powder
friends
tabletop games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I would honestly probably bore a mind reader. Outlandish things only seem that way because you don't necessarily elaborate on the train of thought leading to your awkward statement, but when I do really get into a good thinking spell I tend to gravitate on hypotheticals and introspection regarding self improvement. Being keenly aware of your idealized self and finding yourself lacking is a good blueprint for what you should strive towards. Plus its fun to think about something you could do that would wind up in the newspapers but you are otherwise too civic minded to participate in.

Fine tuning my schedule but allotting a generous amount of time to "fucking around the internet".

Also I'm fond planning elaborate hypothetical heists.
(Currently seeking a buyer for a live penguin.)
On a typical Friday night I am
working, my weekends are during the week so people with irregular schedules are more likely to be hung out with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My great grandfather was a bandit.

"I can walk on water" by Basshunter was playing when I wrote most of this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You're dorky
- You have a plan for your future
- Have a sense of humor
- You are whole without a partner
- You think skype is a cool first date
- You didn't call the NSA over a manchurian candidate reference
- You like what you read so far