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30 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:20pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What you do, who you’re with, and how you feel about the world around you, is completely up to you.

I've got an extreme personality that is hit or miss but an amazing time saver when it comes to interviewing potential members of my inner circle.

Succinct version:

Myers-Briggs: ENTJ (,36075/)
Political leanings: Libertarian
Ethics: Conservative
College: yes.

I have graduated with a dual bachelors of which I am currently putting to use in helping develop a family business. Politically I am a libertarian but I don't judge as I have friends in both extremes (also politics are technically imaginary)

That being said I tend to view the world objectively and time and energy are finite resources for all activities. Now understanding that you will eventually run out of both and your problems will become moot, my outlook is generally positive as I see life as sort of a pleasant game. This is primarily due in part that I live in a first world country and my problems are generally first world in nature (woot!).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a few things going.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Collecting hedons from ambient dubstep, super villainy for fun and profit, pan frying various seasoned meats, being hospitable, martial arts, financial planning, back rubs, networking, fluffing a resume, ruining women for future partners, being nonchalant and most importantly, humble in regards to my plethora of works.

(I'm taking this as seriously as you are.)

also I am really hard to kill, so there is that.
(fun story)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty quiet and am usually accompanied by a laptop in a place that has wifi, often with a beverage of some sort. I'm relatively tall, burly and have dark hair.

As far as personality goes I'm pretty outgoing and tend to randomly rant about science articles from IFLS that make me proud to be mostly human. (neanderthal kin unite!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like the authors Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman, Feist, Isaac Asimov and Neil Gaiman. When I was in high school I went on a huge fantasy kick and happened to follow the Aliens novelizations. I also love comics like Invincible, The Goon, and Hellboy. (The Zombie Survival Guide is a must read)

Music: Daft Punk, Muse, Rob Zombie, NiN, Nightwish, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Beastie Boys, Korn, Pantera, Smashing Pumpkins, Lords of Acid, Mindless Self Indulgence or MSI, Combichrist ect

Movie wise: Lost Boys, Robocop, Terminator series, Gremlins, Batman, Spiderman, Avengers, Smokin Aces, Star Trek, 28 days of night, Shootemup, Ip Man, most Zombie films, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Spawn, Transformers 1 (the rest were terrible), Lord of the Rings, X-men, Cabin in the woods

Shows: Venture brothers, firefly, breaking bad, justice league, x-men evolution, frisky dingo, sealab, archer, simpsons, south park, futurama, american dad, family guy, I like cartoons basically
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix on my phone
high speed wifi
protein powder
clean water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many people focus on what they want without considering what they offer. They live day to day expecting their expectations to drop in their lap without realizing dozens of potential opportunities for happiness should they keep an open mind and are willing to mix it up ever so slightly.

Also, debating on which thing is the Nickelback of something. For instance, Bud Light is the Nickelback of beers.

That being said, here's a monkey with a gun.

Its fun to elaborately plan something you could do that would wind up in the newspapers but you are otherwise too civic minded to participate in.

I once made a flip book animation of a cartoon potato lyp synching "du hast" when I wanted to be a cartoonist back in the day.

Also I'm fond planning elaborate hypothetical heists.
(Currently seeking a buyer for a live penguin.)

I hope I entertain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working as of late
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely not my numerous crimes. :D
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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- You're dorky
- You have a plan for your future
- Have a sense of humor
- You are whole without a partner
- You think skype is a cool first date
- It's late and all the weirdos are out
- You like what you read so far