Hi :)

Life is not about making money. It's about taking money. Destroying the status quo. Because the status is not quo. The world is a mess, and I need to rule it... With you by my side...

Oh... You want a serious self-summary? First and foremost, I'm not a douche. I'm actually a pretty nice guy. I think I think realistically. I over-think a lot. I don't smoke. Drink here and there. I like to relax because I work a lot. And finally, I'm an Atheist(That's a big deal breaker for some of you)... Contrary to popular belief, I don't eat babies, never done drugs, and I've only been incriminated for one thing... J-walking.

Well my hobby consists of magnets and I like ghouls.

Kicking ass and fucking chewing bubbly gum...

...And sleeping in. I like to wake up at the crack of noon on the weekends.

My politeness, hair, height and/or shyness.

...And my boobs. Ummm... My eyes are up here, ladies!!!

Grab a snack and get comfy, this is about to get real.

Books: The Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, 300, Falling Up, The Giving Tree, The B.F.G., Where the Red Fern Grows, Ikea Instructions

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, (500) Days of Summer, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Serenity, The Princess Bride, Big, The Boondock Saints, Any Tarantino Movie, The Fall, District 9, Wayne's World, Any Studio Ghibli film, The Original Star Wars, The Never Ending Story, Most Pixar film(not Cars), most of Tim Burton films, Full Metal Jacket,... Anything really. I hate the Scary Movies... They suck.

T.v. shows: Doctor Who, Misfits, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Firefly, Arrested Development, Archer, Park and Recs, Flight of the Conchords, Iron Chef, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Sesame Street, The Wire, The Wonder Years, Dexter

Music: Jack Penate, Beirut Foal, Death From Above 1979, Mos Def, Bon Iver, Cut Copy, King Charles, Beck, Flume, Miami Horror, Alex Clare, Little Comets, Madeon, Feist, MGMT, Hey Rosetta!, Wild Beasts, MF Doom, Kimbra, Explosion in the Sky, Electric Guest, The Maccabees, Treasure Fingers, Atmosphere, Ra Ra Riot, Mac Miller, Empire of the Sun, The Bowerbirds, Dry the River, Lupe Fiasco, The Talking Heads, Grizzly Bears, City & Colour, Common, Sam Sparrow, Protest the Hero, Fugees, The Civil Wars, Shook, The Antlers, Ben Howard, Mumford & Sons, Miike Snow, Damien Rice, Ellie Goulding, Explosion In the Sky, Theophilus London, Darwin Deez, ... I should be a DJ :D

Food: My favourite meal is Milk-Steak with a side of the finest jelly beans.

1. Music!
2. My computer
3. Nature
4. Nerdy Shows/Movies
5. Video games
6. You?

Leg shakin' and money makin' to the pay bills...

Usually doing the same thing I'm doing every other freaking night...

TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

...Or I'll be here, in my room(http://i.imgur.com/f9crC5B.jpg) either playing video games, relaxing, sleeping, watching nerdy shit or blasting music.

I joke around with my siblings about the time I was kidnapped and almost killed as an infant.

True Story.

And I've been in love with Topanga Lawrence since elementary school.

-You could poach an egg properly(Archer reference).

-You are not crazy. Seriously. Please don't tell me you are tired of guys taking advantage of you and after 10 minutes of talking you put yourself out there like a dirty pirate hooker. I like a lady that has self-respect.

-You would die from starvation because you wouldn't eat your own cooking. And you need someone that could cook.

-You wanna share great music finds.