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Baka_no_Kami

37 Tampa, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ilongo (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I dislike describing myself. I avoid it whenever possible, so I don't get a lot of practice at it, which makes me not like trying. It's an ugly cycle. Like when I was in school and the teacher would ask us to introduce ourselves to the rest of the class. I usually just repeat whatever the last person said. It only gets awkward occasionally like when the person before is pregnant. Past that, I'm just some guy, you know?

It should be noted that I have no idea what language Ilongo is. I'm hoping that having it listed in my profile will silently shame me into finding out what it is maybe even learning a little of it. This will undoubtedly fail and result in me execution in a unknown country after insulting their prime minister. (assuming Ilongo speakers have both their own country and a parliamentary system.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not actually using it right now if you want to borrow it. However, please have it back before the weekend, but this time show some common courtesy and have it dry cleaned before you give it back for god's sake.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing. Honestly, I can't think of anything I'm really good at other than wishing I was really good at something. I'm mildly OK to significantly competent at everything else. Anything beyond that I'll need a manual and a week to get up to speed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that despite my height I've somehow gotten behind them unnoticed.... and that I have a weapon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer speculative scifi, but any fiction with a humorous tilt to the writing is good (e.g. Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore). The best kind of humor is dry wit or absurdity.

Movies? About the same as books. Scifi, or theater of the absurd.

Not really into music enough to have favorites, but I know what I like.

Ditto for food. No true favorites, but I'll try almost anything and let you know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dunno..... How to fill out essays on dating sites? No... that's not right. I'm done thinking about it already and it's only been a minute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, reading, or working logic puzzles. Sometimes I like to live on the edge and combine those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That would be the stuff I said in this profile.
You should message me if
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...you feel like it. If you don't feel like it and are being forced against your will to write me, please ask me how my dog Ringo is doing. That code phrase will alert us to your distress and an extraction team will be dispatched immediately to your location. This message will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Don't forget to tip your server.

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