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30 M Lyndhurst, NJ

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Native American, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from university
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English, Spanish, French, C++, Sign Language

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My self-summary
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I'm a show-don't-tell sort of person, but that doesn't work too well on here. So here's the cliff notes of my autobiography.

I'm the most serious goofball you'll ever meet. Born in PA, schooled in Rochester, studied abroad in Ecuador, worked in Seattle -- and now NYC. I love my family dearly, even if they are the leading cause of insanity.

I'm a friendly introvert - INTJ. I don't bite, unless provoked.

I'll try almost anything once. Heck, even twice. If I try it three times, chances are I like it...
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a storage engineer (IT), working at customer sites Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, & Staten Island daily.

When not at work, I'm working on a plethora of smaller projects. I might not ever be the "best" at anything, but I'd like to think I can work right alongside the best.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Technology. I really enjoy photography, cooking, and traveling.

Time to leave modesty behind? Sure! I'm wickedly awesome at solving problems. Figuring things out, seeing what's wrong/right, and thinking on my feet to improvise/MacGuyver a solution. I love it, and I could never do a boring job in my life. (Duct tape is my first love, and you'll always be second to her).

Being lazy. No wait, don't leave yet... I'm a pragmatist and an engineer. I hate doing unneeded work/rework/repeated work. So I make things efficient, which allows me to spend time on the things that matter.

Mario Kart & Tetris. Like, really good. And yes, that's a challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm bald, and I enjoy using my reflective dome to blind little old ladies as they cross the street. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR JAYWALKING, GRANNY!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Technical reference, humor, autobiographies, historical non-fiction. I'm a sucker for well-written fiction too.

Movies: Comic book films are my guilty pleasure. Whatever it is, it needs to have good writing or else I'm picking at the holes in the plot the whole time...

Shows: I guess I follow a very few current shows. The true test are older shows -- and on rainy nights, I turn to almost anything Joss Whedon, DS9, Next Generation, Stargate SG1, and Good Eats.

Food: Speaking of Good Eats...I enjoy almost anything, with a particular fondness for hearty, filling, classic meals. Ukranian comes to mind.

Music: Classical, jazz, video game soundtracks, WNYC.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good bed.
Comfortable shoes.
Good tools.
80's & early 90s cartoons.
A DSLR camera (love my Nikon D300, even if it is a bit aged).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not too big on ceremony/pomp and circumstance/rituals that aren't based in practicality. Sometimes this lends a feeling of 'being on the outside looking in'. I'm ok with that too...I tend to do my own thing anyways.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If Jar Jar Binks and the fourth Indiana Jones film do not exist in your perception of the world.

If you're looking for someone to take over the world with, that way we can rewrite the laws so we wouldn't necessarily be "partners in crime", but "partners in awesome".

If you don't mind that the only bibles in my home begin with the word "Linux" or "Photoshop." For actual religious texts, one can find the lessons profound and the poetry moving, but I'll never have the faith that's asked of a believer.