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BalderVash

29 / M / Straight / Single

Middleboro, Massachusetts

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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UPDATE:
I am currently involved.
I am not up for meeting anyone at this time...
...unless it is to play disc golf
OR
if you play Ultimate & are looking for a team to play with.

Feel free to ask any questions though.
& please read on.

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I'm not sure what I'm doing on here, honestly. I figure this would be yet another way to meet people. My work hours are awful and I very rarely get to go to bars (or anywhere else) and meet people.
I love life. I love being outside. I love lots of different things.

I like to travel. Although I don't travel exotically, I do like to travel. I take short or long trips where ever/ whenever I can.
Greater New England seems to be the easiest and most frequently traveled.

I am fluent in witty banter and my humor can be described as:
awkward; dry; flamboyant; slapstick; sarcastic; witty; goofy; tasteful; dirty minded.

I am a former Ice Hockey player. I love to play Ultimate (frisbee). I love to play Disc Golf.

I LOVE to watch football. (live or on tv)
I like watching Basketball. (live or on tv)
I Love watching Hockey. (live)
I Like watching Hockey. (on tv)
I enjoy watching baseball. (live or on tv.)
I do not prefer to watch soccer. (on tv)
(i have yet to see a professional game live)

I prefer to play my sports as opposed to watching them.

I don't like ice cream... and it doesn't like me either.

Onions= Bane of my existence. (I really despise onions)
Pineapple= The Onion of fruit.

I love winter and winter sports. (I really don't get to snowboard enough)

. . . . . . . . .
What I’m doing with my life
I work 4 jobs at the moment.
I work full time driving a truck late hours of the night.
I am a director/asst. director at my former high school. (Seasonally)
I work with a real estate agent on my free time during the week.
&....
I coach high school Ultimate.

I'm trying to save money so I can pay off school, and then go back to school for my Masters.
I’m really good at
I have no idea what I'm really good at. :p

I love sports, but I'm not a jock.
I love video games, but I'm not a gamer.
I love reading, but I'm no librarian. (work with me on that one.)
I love to act, but I'm no Daniel Day Lewis.

I guess I'm just good at being there for my friends.

Oh! I can always tell how someone is, their true nature, the first time I meet them.

I'm a pretty good baker... and breakfast-food maker.
The first things people usually notice about me
People noticing stuff about me? Umm... I don't usually ask them.

I guess my smile, my personality, and my humor.

(that's really just a shot in the dark)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wild Talent.
Jurassic Park.
Primeval.
Hot Rod Circuit.
Swedish Pancakes
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order-
1) My phone. (i know that sounds awful, but with the way technology has grown, this little piece of machinery can do a whole lot & saves me a bunch of time. I'm not one for talking on the phone a lot)
2) Chocolate. (I love dark chocolate. I've been cutting out sugars and other bad food choices from my diet, so I only have chocolate once in a while)
3) Music
4) My friends
5) Family
6) Oxygen. Water. Food. Sleep. Sex. Shelter.

(this page is seemingly accurate as well, although I've almost never opened a bible.... http://www.inspiration4everyone.com/relationships/romantic_relationships/five_basic_needs_of_a_man.html )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mistakes I have made and how I can improve upon them.
I'm always thinking about what I can do next that isn't a repeat of the past. (If we do not learn from history, we are doomed to repeat it)
I think about the nature of things. (recently about human life styles.)
I'm a guy... so, yes, sex crosses my mind from time to time as well... but i don't let that run my life. (as with anything else)

. . .
I also spend a whole lot of time thinking about Dinosaurs and how I still want to go (back) to school for Paleontology. (more specifically: Paleozoology.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably heading into the city to either go to a bar my friend works at, or to cruise around aimlessly taking in the sights and the bustle of people.

or I'm home hanging out with my best friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still live in the house I grew up in. (with / including the folks who raised me)

I love showers. I love the beach. I enjoy swimming.... but I HATE being wet!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you like to frolic outside (yes i said "frolic");
you think i'm cute/ worth it/ compatible;
you are cute;
you're a non-smoker (cigarettes);
you can handle a sporty, dorky, theatrical, goofball;

(i'll edit this later.)

message me because you want to.

AMENDMENT:
I've come across some really conceited profiles. So this amendment is to weed out some of those.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF...

- You "consider yourself smarter than most people", BUT you fail to answer the critical thinking & logic questions.

- You spell "Separate" incorrectly.

- You are unfamiliar with the "'I' before 'E'" rule. (when necessary)

- You frequently and incorrectly interchange "your" & "you're". Take the time to learn & change your mistakes.

- You think the EARTH is bigger than the SUN! (really?)