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Baldy_McBaldo

33 M Gatineau, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out but I'll share these little tidbits with you:

I'm bald,
I'm nutty,
I'm sarcastic,
I'm sardonic,
I love The Clash and The Ramones,
I love coffee,
I'm Impulsive,
I'm generous,
I sing (in the shower),
I love movies,
I went to film school,
I've been an extra in a couple of flicks,
I'm unpredictable,
I'm shy,
I'm weird,
I'm a geek,
I can be silly at times,
I have ADD,
I'm hairy (except the one place I want to be; my head!),
I think high heels and stockings are the sexiest thing a woman could ever wear,
I love to travel,
I know how to travel on the cheap,
English is my second language but you could hardly tell by my accent.

Well, if you're still reading this it means I've piqued your interest so go ahead and message me. What have you got to lose?

Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the I.T. guy in a factory that makes toilet paper (I'm not making that up). I also do the occasional film work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sarcastic comments on my dating site profiles, making Chicken Vindaloo, remembering the most trivial facts, video editing, remembering people's birthdays, ending my sentences with prepositions (I never learned English grammar in school, so cut me a break. I still think I'm rather good for a non-native speaker)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shiny forehead. Also that I sometimes tend to be quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, The light of Other Days, 2001, Animal Farm, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Slaughterhouse-Five

Movies: I love too many movies but some of my all time faves are Clerks, Reservoir Dogs, El Mariachi, Pulp Fiction, Citizen Kane, Fitzcarraldo, Dr. Strangelove, SLC Punk!, Goodbye Lenin, Apocalypse Now, Edward Scissorhands, Le dîner de cons, Blade Runner, Back to the Future, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Office Space, Shallow Grave, Stand By Me, A Clockwork Orange, E.T., 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Rutles, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Barry Lyndon, The Shawshank Redemption, All the Monty Python movies

Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, House, Lie to Me, Mythbusters, Kids in the Hall, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, The Young Ones, Bottom, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Futurama, The Simpsons (the early years)

Music: I love all sorts of music and my tastes change a lot so here's some bands off the top of my head: The Clash, Ramones, Bérurier Noir, Ludwig Von 88, Sex Pistols, UK Subs, Les Colocs, Metallica, Oasis, The Pixies, Action Pact!, Jimi Hendrix, Green Day, Stiff Little Fingers, Jean Leloup, Sham 69, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Ween, Pearl Jam, The Adolescents, Chron Gen, The Replacements, The Offspring, The Beatles, Dead Kennedys, The Exploited, Fugazi, The Misfits, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, The Gruesomes, The Buzzcocks, Circle Jerks, The Cranberries, Talking Heads, Cock Sparrer, CCR, Killing Joke, Moist, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Violent Femmes, Pennywise, The Cramps, Rainbow Butt Monkeys, Soundgarden, Beck

Food: Turkey, Poutine, Paté chinois, Chicken Vindaloo, Rotisserie Chicken, Broccoli, Pad thai with shrimp, Cipaille, Tourtière, Pasta, Caesar salad, Yorkies (candy bar from England, hard to find here)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, food, water, shelter, clothing, Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why some people accuse me of being too honest in my profile. How can one be too honest on these? How is this a bad thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually taking it easy. I'm more of a Saturday kind of guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the past I've suffered from severe depression and an anxiety disorder but both have been under control for a long time. If this turns you off, it's your loss. I don't think I should be ashamed or keep quiet about it.

Furthermore, I was D.B. Cooper. There I said it, I don't have to pretend anymore :P . Take me to jail now.

I'm also the guy who's been installing all those cryptic Toynbee Tiles. It's a hobby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not totally weirded out yet and managed to read through the whole thing.

And to you vegans/vegetarians out there, I respect your lifestyle choices and I have no issues with dating a vegan/vegetarian but I'm a meat eater and that's not likely to change. If that's going to be an issue then you best move on. However, I am making an effort to get more fruits and veggies in my diet and I'm willing to try any great dishes you may recommend.