Are you sick and tired of reading personal ads that say things
like, "I like watching movies and going to nice restaurants"? What
did they leave out? That they like breathing, too? I promise that I
won't bore you with such comments. Instead, I will bore you in
other ways! :-) If you spend the next few minutes reading my
profile, you will probably be intrigued by what I have to say. My
quest to find a great woman begins once more now that I am single
again. I can make you smile because my profile will entertain you,
if nothing else! You are about to meet someone who wants a partner
who has as much to offer as I do. Do you want to meet someone who
knows what women want? My friends say that I am perfect. Well,
*almost* perfect. ī
If there is one thing you should know about me,
it is that I have a great head on my shoulders. I firmly believe
that chemistry is essential to attraction. My life motto is:
boredom is a sure sign that one lacks intelligence and creativity.
Physically, I think my best feature is my . . . well, you'll find
out, and when you do, you will love it! Mentally, I think my best
attribute is my creativity. I know that I am not perfect, but I am
honest enough to admit it. If I wanted to impress you, I would be
myself. If I were to compose a list of the top ten reasons to date
me, one of them would surely be that I will put you ahead of me if
we fall in love. My job is stressful but rewarding. On my days off,
my first priority is usually having fun. My biggest fault is that I
am not very good at cooking or baking. My approach to life has been
primarily influenced by my family. I am generally happiest when I
am with someone I love. I am most proud of my unique approach to
life. The best relationship that I had in the past ended because my
partner cheated on me. My last relationship ended because my
partner was cold and unloving. After a relationship ends, I usually
contemplate what went wrong and think of how to prevent it from
recurring. In my opinion, the best thing about a long-term
relationship is creating an "us" partnership that is greater than
the sum of its parts. My last date was so long ago that I am
forgetting what kissing feels like. My eagerness for my next date
can be best described as I'm genuinely looking forward to it. I
think that dating is enjoyable only if I'm clicking with my date. I
wish that women would realize that asking for tall, dark, handsome,
and rich is asking for too much unless you have something
commensurate to offer. I wish that men would realize that women can
be just as logical as men. If you think that I sound appealing
after reading this profile, it's only because my parole officer
coached me on what to say. ī