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Ballen82

31 / M / Straight / Single

Kansas City, Missouri

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:49pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Pisces
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Are you sick and tired of reading personal ads that say things like, "I like watching movies and going to nice restaurants"? What did they leave out? That they like breathing, too? I promise that I won't bore you with such comments. Instead, I will bore you in other ways! :-) If you spend the next few minutes reading my profile, you will probably be intrigued by what I have to say. My quest to find a great woman begins once more now that I am single again. I can make you smile because my profile will entertain you, if nothing else! You are about to meet someone who wants a partner who has as much to offer as I do. Do you want to meet someone who knows what women want? My friends say that I am perfect. Well, *almost* perfect. ī„… If there is one thing you should know about me, it is that I have a great head on my shoulders. I firmly believe that chemistry is essential to attraction. My life motto is: boredom is a sure sign that one lacks intelligence and creativity. Physically, I think my best feature is my . . . well, you'll find out, and when you do, you will love it! Mentally, I think my best attribute is my creativity. I know that I am not perfect, but I am honest enough to admit it. If I wanted to impress you, I would be myself. If I were to compose a list of the top ten reasons to date me, one of them would surely be that I will put you ahead of me if we fall in love. My job is stressful but rewarding. On my days off, my first priority is usually having fun. My biggest fault is that I am not very good at cooking or baking. My approach to life has been primarily influenced by my family. I am generally happiest when I am with someone I love. I am most proud of my unique approach to life. The best relationship that I had in the past ended because my partner cheated on me. My last relationship ended because my partner was cold and unloving. After a relationship ends, I usually contemplate what went wrong and think of how to prevent it from recurring. In my opinion, the best thing about a long-term relationship is creating an "us" partnership that is greater than the sum of its parts. My last date was so long ago that I am forgetting what kissing feels like. My eagerness for my next date can be best described as I'm genuinely looking forward to it. I think that dating is enjoyable only if I'm clicking with my date. I wish that women would realize that asking for tall, dark, handsome, and rich is asking for too much unless you have something commensurate to offer. I wish that men would realize that women can be just as logical as men. If you think that I sound appealing after reading this profile, it's only because my parole officer coached me on what to say. 
I’m really good at
Making you smile!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and how comfortable I can make you feel.
The six things I could never do without
My family
My dog Lucy
Love
Friends
Cars
Music
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends