Well, you definitely won't get bored, but I have pretty bad ADHD and I can't make any guarantees for myself.

I'm trying to become a writer, screen or otherwise, and I've been working in the film industry in New Orleans for the past six months or so.

Writing, cooking, dancing--which is odd, because I'm generally horribly uncoordinated, like unconfirmed-birth-defects uncoordinated, not to mention a very large person, but I can still dance for some reason.

I'm friggin' huge. Also, I'm told I have nice eyes.

I went to film school, and film students all hate the question "what's your favorite movie" because we actually care about the intellectual honesty of our answer, so it's impossible to commit to a movie. Seriously, it's painful for us to think about, but people ask you that like a friggin' reflex the moment they hear you went to film school.

I'm completely obsessed with Game of Thrones (incidentally my favorite books). Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Boardwalk Empire, Archer, Workaholics, 30 Rock, Community, Parks & Rec, The Daily Show/The Colbert Report, and Key and Peele are my favorite shows on the air right now. I'm from Baltimore, so The Wire is near and dear to my heart, and I miss the hell out of Battlestar Galactica.

I actually don't read books that often because the ADHD makes it damn near impossible to sit down and crack a book, but I love Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, A Song of Ice and Fire as I mentioned before, and A Clockwork Orange is my absolute favorite book.

My mom makes Yorkshire pudding every year at Christmas, and that's pretty goddamn amazing. Oh, and I refused to try guacamole for the first 15 years of my life and I still haven't forgiven myself.

This is supposed to be a cute little Trojan Horse into someone's personality, but my capacity for over-thinking is so great that trying to genuinely answer this question results in a crippling existential crisis about what it is to truly "want" and "need," but I wanna say my smartphone? I can't even contemplate five other things right now.

I'm a highly creative person, so I'm generally thinking about anything and everything at a brisk clip, punctuated randomly by sex.

Freebasing meth under a bridge with my boys (Don't worry, my dental health is still excellent).

My first girlfriend and I did it in a movie theater once. It was "The Painted Veil" with Ed Norton and I believe Naomi Watts, and it had an endless first act and the whole thing dragged intolerably and we just had to break the cycle. I assume there's grainy infrared footage from the anti-bootlegger cameras floating around on the internet somewhere.