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38 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm much taller standing up than sitting down. It's a compromise I am ok with. I prefer the rabbits with floppy ears but don't feed them lettuce, it's not good for them.
I dream I can fly sometimes but this hasn't been actualised in my conscious state. I am however ready for when it does.
I'm not like any other boy you have met. Unless of course I have been cloned without my knowledge and amazingly that clone has had the identical life experiences I have and interpreted them in exactly the same way. But any good mathematician will tell you as scenarios are added to the equation, the less likely it is that my predicted hypothesis shall be realised. Plus, I'm fairly confident I haven't been cloned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working out the 11 secret herbs and spices. I've worked out salt and pepper and I have a hunch that there is oregano, but that Col. Sanders is one shifty bastard. Hoooeee!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Psy ops. Don't roll your eyes at that. Told you I'm good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a giant robot with laser cannon arms that has rocket powered flight and designs on enslaving mankind. If you spent time with me you would be surprised, I'm sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The 3 R's: Reading TV Guide, writing to TV guide and renewing TV guide.

The 10 hour Nyan cat video on youtube.

Corrugated cardboard.

What were we talking about? Oh, chamomile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My survival backpack that is by the front door waiting for the inevitable to happen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art rhymes with fart
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends or hiding in my pillow fort. Fuck off! I'm not coming out. Chocolate, you say, hmmm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I said Boo-erns.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You take semantics like life or death serious. Or if you own a DeLorian, You know, the car from Back To The Future. Alpha males dig that shit. Peace! *drops the mic and struts off stage*