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Bama2506

40 M Bossier City, LA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self made successful man looking for a girl to hangout with. I travel a lot and would really like a companion. Educated and smart but love to have fun. Love good food and drink. Never dated a midget, that would be cool. I'm a little bit crazy but the doctor says I'm much better now. Most people think I look like Zach Galifianakis. And I don't have rotten teeth or dip or smoke tobacco. I really need someone to look after me, you know, wipe the crust out of my eyes, give me a mint when my breath stinks, and make sure I wear cloths that match. I once wore a v-neck t-shirt backwards for an entire day and nobody told me. I don't mind if you have kids as long as none of them can beat me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in a van down by the river. Also working to further my cat-like reflexes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the wrong thing,
Running red lights,
Buying Skoal for underage kids
The first things people usually notice about me
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They think I'm Zach Galifianakis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: Lord of the Flies
Favorite movie: Papillon
Favorite show: South Park
Favorite music: Rock
Favorite food: Tacos
The six things I could never do without
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1. My crazy pills
2. My toothbrush
3. Toilet paper
4. Clean underwear
5. Sun glasses
6. Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get rodeo clown blood out of a Chewbacca costume
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a drunken loud mouthed slob
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born a poor black child in Mississippi
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You just want to hangout. 420 friendly.