Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm tired of first dates. Can we meet up and just pretend like
we've been friends for six months? I want my dating life to be like
an action movie and start in the middle of a big fight scene. This
might be why 1-night stands so often evolve into full
NOTE: Before I talk about me, let me tell you want I want. I'm
looking for a non-monogamous primary. I'm looking for that person
who, on a Saturday after staying up until 2am playing board games
and then fucking til 5am, wants to stay in bed and watch Netflix
all day Sunday.
I'm bisexual. I thoroughly enjoy my women. I also like my men, but
I don't have a lot of experience with men. So male applicants: if
you are the type of person who's willing to ease me into a male
relationship, that sounds great to me.
I'm part of the Austin fetish scene (BDSM and all that jazz),
though I'm just getting my toes wet and seeing what I like. So far,
I can safely say that I enjoy being a bit dominant, using
restraints, and many aspects of sensation play. I also seem to be
enjoying my submissive masochistic side. But I'm still exploring my
sexuality, so I look forward to more chances to do so.
I'm looking for a Hunting Partner. I want somebody who is
interested in threesomes or polyamory that will go to events with
me and we can find other partners together.
If any or all of these things don't fit you but you still think I'd
be worth dating, let me know. If I have proven anything in my life,
it's that I have no idea what I want.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the Freight Warehouse Manager at a ergonomic office furniture
company. I work 9-6 Monday through Friday, have a bawler desk, a
great staff, and handle all of the awesome responsibilities of
running logistics for a quickly growing company. Also, supervisor
calls are the best. (That was a lie.)
Outside of work, I play and build roleplaying games (the tabletop
kind, like Dungeons and Dragons). A few years ago, I published
Tephra: the Steampunk RPG. We go to conventions several times a
year to promote and sell it and its expansions. So I play RPGs a
lot, board games a smidgen, and do a ton of writing.
In a year or so, I'm going to go back to school and get my
Associates in Arabic. I love that language - I look forward to
learning more of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My handwriting is visually appealing.
I'm surprisingly adept at giving speeches on the fly. Public
speaking entertains me.
I wrote a roleplaying game. It has won awards. So I'm either good
at writing roleplaying games or good at publicity. It has to be one
I'm excellent at Facebook. I have dozens of groups and pages. I
like to chat on Facebook basically all day. Networking!
Parliamentary Procedure. I've been a committee chair a lot. I bet
this turns you on. You're thinking, "Oh, BanDarrow, you know
parliamentary procedure? Tell me I'm out of order! Pound me with
that gavel! Oh yes, I am sooooo dilatory. Take my panties."
(If you're not currently thinking that, I understand.)
Also, I'm pretty funny between the hours of 2am and 6am,
specifically after having sex. My pillow talk is hilarious.
Alternatively: It's the ramblings of a mad man.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a tall gentleman with hair. Yes, hair. I have it.
My facial hair changes on a biweekly basis. If you hate it right
now, just wait a few days. It'll be different.
I have body hair. It is the best body hair ever. If you think body
hair can be sexy, I am your God.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Great sci-fis, some fantasies, and most
books on the process of writing. Examples:Dune,
Ender's Game, Harry Potter, Stephen King's On
Writing, Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Comics: Basically, a fun world makes me happy.
Examples: East of West, Saga, Hactivist,
Star Wars. I also love the X-Men universe.
Movies: I love action movies with a fun twist.
Examples: Lucky Number Slevin, Red, Ip
Shows: Anime is one of my favorites, though it's
mostly the "serious and political" animes that get me. I also love
political dramas. Some of my favorites include: The West
Wing, Downton Abbey, Restaurant Impossible,
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, House of Cards,
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Pasta
Music: I am a fan of strong beats or anything that
gets me in the mood. Examples include: AVICII, Glitch Mob,
Overwerk, Justice, Yelle, Something a la Mode, Macklemore &
Ryan Lewis, Imogen Heap
Food! Sushi, Indian... anything delicious, really.
I love tzatziki sauce, and I am obsessed with ginger. I drink
ginger kombucha in the morning and end my day with ginger beer (of
the alcoholic variety). If I can sneak another form of ginger into
my day, I will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll exclude my family and friends from this list, since I feel
like those are so far above everything else here they're not even
People. I'm one of those "extroverts." I like to
do things alone and get a lot of work done when I'm alone, late at
night. But I recharge by being around people, discussing my work,
and building things together.
Pilot Precise V7 RT. Yep, I'm talking about a pen.
I need these pens. I always have one on me. As I am fond of saying,
"A true man always has a pen on him. Only a boy would leave the
house without a pen."
Hookah. I enjoy social smoking, especially from my
hookah. While I don't use it as often now-a-days, the occasional
hookah night is nearly necessary for me.
Daylight bulbs. I'm fond of a properly lit room. I
do not appreciate working in the dark; it makes the area feel
dirty. Daylight bulbs provide blue lighting, which is optimal for
focused work. (This is an odd change to me, since for years I
really liked working in the dark.)
A Project. I am a goal-oriented person. I tend to
be busy. When I'm not busy, I make myself busy until I am
overloaded. This is why I've built my own company - I like to be
busy, and a company gives me numerous goals to call my own.
My Car. My car provides a great deal of freedom to
me. I like that freedom. Thus, I love my car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sexuality and game rules.
I am self-critiquing a lot, because I like to understand why I work
the way I do. Everything is an experiment to me. I want to be
amazing at sex, so I also spend a lot of time trying to figure out
how to be better at sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm down for a lot of things on Fridays. Drinks, dancing,
adventure, murder mystery - whatever floats your boat!
Recently, my brother has been having football games on Fridays.
He's a high school senior, team captain, and he has scholarships
riding on him doing well. I can't hardly stand football regularly,
but when he's playing, it's different. I love going to his
If I don't have plans, I sleep. I always push myself hard Monday
through Thursday, so when Friday rolls around, I just pass out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wrote this entire profile in the bathtub.
You should message me if
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If you are into politics or international relations, that makes for
I enjoy tabletop games. If you aren't willing to play board games,
card games, or RPGs... well, that might be a problem.
If you're not the type of person to make the first move, you should
totally message me and tell me that. I think that's hott.
Or if you don't mind reading my long fucking messages. I tend to
write a lot.
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