Okay okay, in all seriousness: I'm a late twenties bisexual male, I'm in a happy relationship with a married woman, I'm building a steampunk gaming company, and I desperately enjoy anime.
Outside of work, I play and build roleplaying games (the tabletop kind, like Dungeons and Dragons). A few years ago, I published Tephra: the Steampunk RPG. We go to conventions several times a year to promote and sell it and its expansions. So I play RPGs a lot, board games a smidgen, and do a ton of writing.
I'm surprisingly adept at giving speeches on the fly. Public speaking entertains me.
I wrote a roleplaying game. It has won awards. So I'm either good at writing roleplaying games or good at publicity. It has to be one of them.
I'm excellent at Facebook. I have dozens of groups and pages. I like to chat on Facebook basically all day. Networking!
Parliamentary Procedure. I've been a committee chair a lot. I bet this turns you on. You're thinking, "Oh, you know parliamentary procedure? Tell me I'm out of order! Pound me with that gavel! Oh yes, I am sooooo dilatory. Take my panties."
(If you're not currently thinking that, I understand.)
Also, I'm pretty funny between the hours of 2am and 6am. My pillow talk is hilarious. Alternatively: It's the ramblings of a mad man.
My facial hair changes on a biweekly basis. If you hate it right now, just wait a few days. It'll be different.
I have body hair. It is the best body hair ever. If you think body hair can be sexy, I am your God.
Comics: Basically, a fun world makes me happy. Examples: East of West, Saga, Hactivist, Star Wars. I also love the X-Men universe.
Movies: I love action movies with a fun twist. Examples: Lucky Number Slevin, Red, Ip Man. I am currently breathing Mad Max: Fury Road. Witness me!
Shows: Anime is one of my favorites, though it's mostly the "serious and political" animes that get me. I also love political dramas. Some of my favorites include: The West Wing, Downton Abbey, Restaurant Impossible, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, House of Cards, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Pasta
Music: I am a fan of strong beats or anything that gets me in the mood. Examples include: AVICII, Glitch Mob, Overwerk, Justice, Yelle, Something a la Mode, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Imogen Heap
Food! Sushi, Indian... anything delicious, really. I love tzatziki sauce, and I am obsessed with ginger. I drink ginger kombucha in the morning and end my day with ginger beer (of the alcoholic variety). If I can sneak another form of ginger into my day, I will.
People. I'm one of those "extroverts." I like to do things alone and get a lot of work done when I'm alone, late at night. But I recharge by being around people, discussing my work, and building things together.
Pilot Precise V7 RT. Yep, I'm talking about a pen. I need these pens. I always have one on me. As I am fond of saying, "A true man always has a pen on him. Only a boy would leave the house without a pen."
Hookah. I enjoy social smoking, especially from my hookah. While I don't use it as often now-a-days, the occasional hookah night is nearly necessary for me.
Daylight bulbs. I'm fond of a properly lit room. I do not appreciate working in the dark; it makes the area feel dirty. Daylight bulbs provide blue lighting, which is optimal for focused work. (This is an odd change to me, since for years I really liked working in the dark.)
A Project. I am a goal-oriented person. I tend to be busy. When I'm not busy, I make myself busy until I am overloaded. This is why I've built my own company - I like to be busy, and a company gives me numerous goals to call my own.
My Car. My car provides a great deal of freedom to me. I like that freedom. Thus, I love my car.
I am self-critiquing a lot, because I like to understand why I work the way I do. Everything is an experiment to me. I want to be amazing at sex, so I also spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to be better at sex.
Recently, my brother has been having football games on Fridays. He's a high school senior, team captain, and he has scholarships riding on him doing well. I can't hardly stand football regularly, but when he's playing, it's different. I love going to his games.
If I don't have plans, I sleep. I always push myself hard Monday through Thursday, so when Friday rolls around, I just pass out.
I enjoy tabletop games. If you aren't willing to play board games, card games, or RPGs... well, that might be a problem.
If you're not the type of person to make the first move, you should totally message me and tell me that. I think that's hott.
Or if you don't mind reading my long fucking messages. I tend to write a lot.