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BanOnStuff

27 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Down to clown.
What I’m doing with my life
Been living here for like 5 years or so. Professionally, I do web stuff and writing stuff. Aside from that, I hike and play music and bike and go to shows and that kind of thing.
I’m really good at
Convincing my roommate's dog that everyone else is talking shit about him.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty much always shrieking unintelligibly at the top of my lungs. Also sometimes I'll have a nice shirt on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Infinite Jest, Jesus' Son, And You Shall Know Our Velocity, Cat's Cradle

Movies: The parts of Jurassic Park where Jeff Goldblum hits on Laura Dern by enigmatically and sensuously explaining chaos theory

Shows: Old Simpsons re-runs

Music: Thee Oh Sees, Yo La Tengo, Ty Segall, Neutral Milk Hotel, Foxygen, Operation Ivy, Titus Andronicus, Neil Young, Girls, Pavement, Husker Du, Das Racist, El-P, Spider Bags, King Tuff, The Men, The Pixies, Parquet Courts, Sic Alps, St. Vincent, Spiritualized, Danny Brown, Otis Redding, Gram Parsons, Ghostface Killah, Screaming Females, The Black Lips, Bruce Springsteen, Cat Power, The Stooges, Times New Viking, Small Faces, Bob Dylan, Edan, Harlem, The Clash, Beastie Boys, Built To Spill, CCR, Beck, Guided By Voices, The Band, The Velvet Underground, The Rolling Stones, Van Morrison, The Sonics, The Babies, The War on Drugs, other bands
The six things I could never do without
1. Carnitas super burritos
2. Friday evening whiskey
3. Using the word "essentially" at the start of a sentence so it sounds like I totally know what I'm talking about
4. The north-facing slope of Bernal Hill
5. The song "Blue Line Swinger" by Yo La Tengo
6. Drunk / stoned conversations that explore insane hypotheticals to their logical conclusion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it is about my browser history that has led to me having two identical Spanish-language Aflac banner ads on either side of this page.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It might say I respond Very Frequently but typically it's just with links to YouTube clips of Africanized bee attacks and random Leviticus quotes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating