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BanOnStuff

26 / M / Straight / Single

San Francisco, California

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:23pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Rich beyond your wildest dreams ($$$). V. v. smart .

i've been to that one new bar on 20th and I have an opinion about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Infinite Jest, Jesus' Son, And You Shall Know Our Velocity, Cat's Cradle

Movies: The parts of Jurassic Park where Jeff Goldblum hits on Laura Dern by enigmatically explaining chaos theory

Shows: Old Simpsons re-runs

Music: Thee Oh Sees, Yo La Tengo, Ty Segall, Neutral Milk Hotel, Foxygen, Operation Ivy, Titus Andronicus, Neil Young, Girls, Pavement, Husker Du, Das Racist, El-P, Spider Bags, King Tuff, The Men, The Pixies, Parquet Courts, Sic Alps, St. Vincent, Spiritualized, Danny Brown, Otis Redding, Gram Parsons, Ghostface Killah, Screaming Females, The Black Lips, Bruce Springsteen, Cat Power, The Stooges, Times New Viking, Small Faces, Bob Dylan, Edan, Harlem, The Clash, Beastie Boys, Built To Spill, CCR, Beck, Guided By Voices, The Band, The Velvet Underground, The Rolling Stones, Van Morrison, The Sonics, The Babies, The War on Drugs, other bands

Food: Carnitas super burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The inevitable apocalypse, and which archetypal character trope I'll fit into once the asteroid / nuclear war / zombification / god's wrath / gerbil catastrophe hits.

Obviously I'm hoping for "average guy who discovers an inner strength within himself and leads his group to safety," but realistically preparing myself for being "whiny comic relief jackass who puts everybody in danger by turning on a loud pinball machine and inadvertently alerting the zombie horde."
On a typical Friday night I am
Believing in myself, inspired, and just generally #blessed to be around so many positive people and family!!!! Also drinking alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It might say I respond Very Frequently but typically it's just with links to YouTube clips of Africanized bee attacks and random Leviticus quotes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You want to go out sometime and go to a show, get a drink, go for a hike, ride bikes, go on an expedition to the center of the Earth.