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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 4:39pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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First off I'll say, if you want to message me , message me. I don't bite I promise. I like trying new styles on here where I will expect if you're interested you'll be the first to message me. Usually from my past experiences sister have put a lot of deep thought into my messages on here asking questions based on what I read in peoples' profiles. I do like messaging people and sometimes I really will message someone first as I like to spend periods of time to see how the results shift both ways, but just like my students many times I don't know what they are thinking. It's like playing mind reader. "Hey this guy is getting safeties messaging people, damn it I don't want to smell that in the message. What if I returned a safety back if I messaged him back, his profile might fall off the screen or his hair might turn gray if it's not a touchdown message. OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! got to move on that message really kicked me hard and gave me a swollen football." Then again of course playing a game of cat and mouse might help you find the cheese you're looking for just make sure it's not rotten. I always believe though if something works well great, but I always believe anything great can be better. Nothing is 100% good enough to be perfect.

To start off I am kind, caring, honest, patient, and trustworthy guy. Not many people work as hard as me at a job so I consider myself very determined. I am very very low maintenance and I definitely know how to treat a lady with respect and dignity. I'm quiet at times, but I warm up nicely to a good conversation. I like to go to bars, go to the beach, play ping pong and pool, watch movies, go to casinos, water parks, and go to the zoo. I like to watch sports as my favorite teams are the Nets, Jets, and Yankees (this depends though). I like going to sporting events. I am a huge fan of nature also. Two of my dream vacations in life are to go kayaking in the Amazon or driving through the bush in South Africa. I'm currently vying to be a proctor for a 2 week high school graduate course over in the Amazon jungle and Peru. I need a certain number of students to be interested, but we'll see how it goes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently acquired a new teaching job at a catholic school.. I taught my kids about relative dating in my last job and that it's creepy to date your relative. I'm also looking to learn how to play electric guitar after I had purchased an electric guitar set recently at Guitar Center.
I’m really good at
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Being unselfish. It's important to me to do nice things for others. I definitely go out of the way for people provided they provide the respect and care for me just like I would for them. In the past I have gotten a kick in the pants for being too nice like not receiving thank yous for going out of my way for people , but that's perfectly fine with me because in the end there is no reason to be associated with those type of people since politeness says a lot about someone even if no one owes anyone anything. I am also very strong with my faith in that I like to do volunteer work when possible. I enjoy doing soup kitchens or volunteer work that helps the less fortunate people.

I am also good at Magic tricks. I can put a put a pencil through glass without breaking the glass and guess anyone's age without fail between the ages of 1 and 63. i can also make a playing card disappear and reappear. I'm also going to be working on a levitation trick and putting coin through a table without breaking the glass.

I also consider myself fairly good at trying to make people laugh, but I guess it really depends because people have different tastes as to what is funny or not. I'm kind of the person that will bring up random things to make people laugh like when my sister in law who is having a baby. She asked me "do you think it's going to be a boy or girl." I told her NEITHER, it's going to be a hermaphrodite. LOL. Stuff along those lines where I may bust people's chops for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I do have a quiet side to me, but soft spoken and very kind/down to earth in nature. I guess the best way to describe me is as an outgoing introvert. I love talking to people and meeting new people. I will say that I do have ADHD. So while I'm very friendly with people and people love me to the moon, I also don't have the amount of mental energy someone without ADHD does. My mind has a tendency to get burnt out a little quicker, but recovers once I take some breaks. I am a very good conversationalist and pretty open about my feelings towards people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When it comes to tv shows I consider myself to be somewhat of an old soul in that regard and I'm more of a movie person.

In terms of shows I like sitcoms such as:

Full House, Wonder Years, Boy Meets Word, Family Matters, Fresh Prince, Step by Step, Saved by the Bell and anything old school Nickelodeon. I also like documentary type style shows as well like the Monsters Inside Me, I Shouldn't Be Alive. and documentaries that involve ghost stories and urban legends. I'm one of those people though that like shows that stressed issues relating to drinking/driving dangers or not taking drugs, because I feel they are important issues that seem to be neglected more and more today.

My favorite movies tend to be horror movies, but I like all kinds depending on who the actors are.

Some of my favorite horror movies I like: the Shining, Evil Dead, When a Stranger Calls (1979 version), Paranormal Activity, Grave Encounters, Halloween, Babysitter Wanted, Friday the 13th.

Some comedy movies I like: Hangover, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Anger Management, the Dictator, Waterboy, Billy Madison, Talladega Nights, Meet the Parents, and Bridesmaids.

Some Action movies I like: Basically any super hero movie and I like Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I also like the Back to the Future movies and all the Batman movies from the 80s and 90s. Sorry but Jack Nicholson is better as the joker than Heath Ledger.

In terms of my favorite food. Well I eat everything but any kind of seafood. My favorite food in no particular order is Chinese Pepper Steak with cold sesame noodles, hard and soft shell tacos, Cheeseburgers and hot dogs, Spaghetti with meatballs, my Pizza Hut specialty pie and a lot of more.

In terms of Music I like listening to a little bit of everything. I like 80s music as well as 90s music. Some of my favorite singers are Taylor Swift, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Creed, U2, Carry Underwood, and more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, gps, good home, good job, Weather Channel, and WWE wrestling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmmmmm I like to spend time thinking about a lot of different stuff. I love thinking about the weather and earthquakes. When it comes to stuff like hurricanes, tornados, or earthquakes brought up on tv, I never get enough fascination with that stuff. It's like eye candy for me. I could talk about that stuff all day for people who would have any interest in intelligent conversations. I also thinking about things that interest me like controversial topics about sports and life in general. Like for example why are there Yankees fans that support a loser like Alex Rodriguez? That just goes to show casual fans buy into whatever crap that is thrown out there. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if fans bought tickets if guys played into their 60s. It's comical, but true. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically I will spend it going out to eat with family or sometimes even the movies. I tend to be a very family oriented person, and I'm considered to be the best in the family or so I've been told.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1.) That I'm seeking to take up some new hobbies this summer. I want to go ghost hunting using ghost hunting equipment and find out if all is true of everything that is said of the most haunted road in America Clinton Road. I also want to find out more about the story of how the Clove Road dorm apartments at Montclair State University are haunted do to them being built on an Indian burial ground. If you think ghosts are scary well how about this for a statistic as far as scary goes. People have greater fears of public speaking then they do of terrorism in this country. If that statistic is true, then I don't see how it would be any different when comparing it to fear of ghosts. I want to prove the world that I got guts and that I'll kick those ghosts right in the nuts and through the goal post. Fear ain't going to stop me, I want to be amazed. There's nothing like telling a story of a good haunted experience. Life's too short in my opinion to go for anything less than amazing. Another hobby I want to take up is doing magic tricks. I want to be like Chris Angel and levitate off the ground and of course continuing to try and improve on the electric guitar.

2.) I'm an old school person. I like to watch old school movies, music, tv, and play old school video games.

3.) That I've responded to people who wanted a foot massage with intense athlete's foot like this: "People I wouldn't rub your feet even if a genie popped out of them."

4.) I witnessed a UFO encounter from my room and then amazingly dreamed about it this year after 6 years had passed. And no I'm not crazy, I'm serious.

5.) For 10 years I've been dealing with a urethra stricture disease that has created immense anxiety at times in me. Basically what a urethra stricture is when your urine flow is cut off to due damage to the urethra and you retain the urine. How I got this I'll never know. I've had 2 emergencies in the last 10 years where my urine flow shut off completely and at least 20 operations to try to fix the issue including a major one where they had to reconstruct my damaged urethra. I've had to wear catheters off and on in some cases for as long as 3 weeks. I can say it's not a pleasant experience to say the least.
You should message me if
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Anyways I say go for it and message me if you have any inclination to do so. Be like I nominate Banana Joe to take the ALS ice bucket dating challenge for a 2nd time. Then when I don't pay the $100 for not doing it, you can drive a crane and pick up a water tower and dump it full of ice water on me. Then I'll nominate you to do the challenge in Antarctica wearing nothing but a bathing suit and doing the Mancarena with polar bears holding a coke celebrating you don't have to pay $100. Instead you get to nominate the polar bear to the ice bucket challenge with coke. If he accepts GREAT you may win a bear hug, if not then I'll need a clothes pin for my nose seeing the only thing he'll be able to donate to ALS is brown dollars. And we all know where that comes from. No but in all seriousness message me if:

1.) You are non-judgmental and are driven to bring out the best in a partner.
2.) You can respect my sexual morals and understand that I don't sleep with girls before I'm married due to my religion.

3.)Not required, but bonus points if you like to run/jog and watch sports on tv.

4.)If you really want to meet up at some point after getting to know each other after a while on here. I won't rush to ever meet with anyone on here as I have the patience to get to know someone, but I ideally I would really like to meet up with someone within a week of talking on here. Don't worry no one has to pay for dinner or coffee or whatever. The reason being Seabass and his friends offered to pick up our check, he told me to put it on his tab. Then we high tail it out of there.

5.) If you know what you get when you cross a shihzu with a Pitbull dog. Hint to the answer : It's my thoughts exactly if you don't message me. LOL just kidding.