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BananaJoe52488

25 M Caldwell, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First off I'll say, if you want to message me, message me. I've decided to try for a while a new style on here where I will expect if you're interested you'll be the first to message me. Usually from my past experiences I have put a lot of deep thought into my messages on here asking questions based on what I read in peoples' profiles. Well personally I've found it kind of a waste of my time since more than half the people I message don't bother to answer my questions so it's like why bother.

To start off I am kind, caring, honest, patient, and trustworthy guy. I am very very low maintenance that never wants anyone to buy me anything on special occasions. I'm quiet at times, but I warm up nicely to a good conversation. I like to go to bars, go to the beach, play ping pong and pool, watch movies, go to casinos, and go to the zoo. I like to watch sports as my favorite teams are the Nets, Jets, and Yankees (this depends though). I like going to sporting events. In terms of me being unique, well you can expect that if you draw interest in me that I will always put you at the center of attention and be my first priority. I want to do my best to satisfy my girl and do some things she wants to do even if I may not enjoy that much. In terms of what I do for a living. Well currently I'm a substitute teacher in my district and I'm currently looking for a job as an earth science teacher.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently getting back into substitute teaching and looking for a job as a high school earth science teaching. I'm also looking to learn how to play electric guitar after I had purchased an electric guitar set recently at Guitar Center.
I’m really good at
I consider myself fairly good at trying to make people laugh, but I guess it really depends because people have different tastes as to what is funny or not. I'm kind of the person that will bring up random things to make people laugh like when my sister in law who is having a baby. She asked me "do you think it's going to be a boy or girl." I told her NEITHER, it's going to be a hermaphrodite. LOL. Stuff along those lines where I may bust people's chops for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm quiet initially when I first meet them and then I open up well. I would have to say people notice I tend to be a mix of a very quiet person and outgoing person it just really depends what people are talking about and if I could relate to it or know about. Generally if I'm quiet it's less about lack of self confidence or that I don't like you as it is I just don't have anything to add about the particular topic people under discussion particularly if I'm not overly knowledgeable about it. It's sort of a quiet by nature sort of thing at times. I'm kind of a peaceful, kind, funny, calm, and gentle person which is what tends to strike people about me, but people do value my company a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not really a reader except for the newspaper once in a while, but my favorite book of all time I would have to say is Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban. My favorite movies tend to be horror movies, but I like all kinds depending on who the actors are.
Some of my favorite horror movies I like: the Shining, Evil Dead, When a Stranger Calls (1979 version), Paranormal Activity, Grave Encounters, Halloween, Babysitter Wanted, Friday the 13th.

Some comedy movies I like: Hangover, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Anger Management, the Dictator, Waterboy, Billy Madison, Talladega Nights, Meet the Parents, and Bridesmaids.

Some Action movies I like: Basically any super hero movie and I like Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I also like the Back to the Future movies and all the Batman movies from the 80s and 90s. Sorry but Jack Nicholson is better as the joker than Heath Ledger.

In terms of my favorite food. Well I eat everything but any kind of seafood. My favorite food in no particular order is Chinese Pepper Steak with cold sesame noodles, hard and soft shell tacos, Cheeseburgers and hot dogs, Spaghetti with meatballs, my Pizza Hut specialty pie and a lot of more.

In terms of Music I like listening to a little bit of everything. I like 80s music as well as 90s music. Some of my favorite singers are Taylor Swift, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Creed, U2, Carry Underwood, and more.
The six things I could never do without
Family & friends, gps, good home, good job, good career, and true love in general.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hmmmmm I like to spend time thinking about a lot of different stuff. I like thinking about future opportunities in life. I like also thinking about things that interest me like controversial topics about sports and life in general. Like for example why are there Yankees fans that support a loser like Alex Rodriguez? That just goes to show casual fans buy into whatever crap that is thrown out there. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if fans bought tickets if guys played into their 60s. It's comical, but true. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically I will spend it going out to eat with family or a few of my friends. I tend to like to hang out with my family more often in particular my brother in law mostly because I'm very family oriented, but I enjoy doing both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1.) I have had a few life threatening surgeries in my life. One was for pylorex stenosis related to my digestive tract and another was for a urinary tract infection.

2.) I'm an old school person. I like to watch old school movies, music, tv, and play old school video games.

3.) I believe this song should replace the U.S. national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk

4.) I witnessed a UFO encounter from my room and then amazingly dreamed about it this year after 6 years had passed. And no I'm not crazy, I'm serious.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Anyways I say go for it and message me if you have any inclination to do so. Be like Rex Ryan, now that's a man who would say screw punting on 4th and 20 and be aggressive and go for it on 4th down. Screw the hesitancy, screw the passiveness, screw licking a llamas anus or giving a beaver mouth to mouth recessitation, who knows what the hell could happen on 4th and 20. I'll tell ya that Rex Ryan I think he is one clown for going for it, but guts that's what he's got GUTS lol. No but I'm only kidding, if you do have interest though just shoot me a message.