Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

BananaJoe52488

26 M Caldwell, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
First off I'll say, if you want to message me, message me. I've decided to try for a while a new style on here where I will expect if you're interested you'll be the first to message me. Usually from my past experiences I have put a lot of deep thought into my messages on here asking questions based on what I read in peoples' profiles. Well personally I've found it kind of a waste of my time since more than half the people I message don't bother to answer my questions so it's like why bother.

To start off I am kind, caring, honest, patient, and trustworthy guy. I am very very low maintenance that never wants anyone to buy me anything on special occasions. I'm quiet at times, but I warm up nicely to a good conversation. I like to go to bars, go to the beach, play ping pong and pool, watch movies, go to casinos, and go to the zoo. I like to watch sports as my favorite teams are the Nets, Jets, and Yankees (this depends though). I like going to sporting events. I am a huge fan of nature also. Two of my dream vacations in life are to go kayaking in the Amazon or driving through the bush is south Africa. All these stories about South Africa not being safe or the diseases you can get there would never stop me from going. I always believe if there is something you dream of doing, you should do it. In terms of what I do for a living. Well I'm going into my first year of teaching earth science in the fall so I'm looking forward to that.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently getting back into substitute teaching and excited for my teaching job in September. I'm also looking to learn how to play electric guitar after I had purchased an electric guitar set recently at Guitar Center.
I’m really good at
I consider myself fairly good at trying to make people laugh, but I guess it really depends because people have different tastes as to what is funny or not. I'm kind of the person that will bring up random things to make people laugh like when my sister in law who is having a baby. She asked me "do you think it's going to be a boy or girl." I told her NEITHER, it's going to be a hermaphrodite. LOL. Stuff along those lines where I may bust people's chops for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm quiet initially when I first meet them and then I open up well. I would have to say people notice I tend to be a mix of a very quiet person and outgoing person it just really depends what people are talking about and if I could relate to it or know about. Generally if I'm quiet it tends to stem a lot more from the fact that I strongly feel the need to channel a lot of my inner energy into deep thought. It's sort of a quiet by nature sort of thing at times and it's most definitely not because I'm shy because I'm most definitely not. People confuse shyness and being quiet, but they are in fact not the same thing. Shyness is being afraid to talk to people, but that doesn't mean it is THE reason why someone has a quiet side to them. I find myself to be excellent at small talk especially when first getting to know someone and I'm not ashamed or fearful at all to come right out and tell you how I feel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not really a reader except for the newspaper once in a while, but my favorite book of all time I would have to say is Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban. My favorite movies tend to be horror movies, but I like all kinds depending on who the actors are.
Some of my favorite horror movies I like: the Shining, Evil Dead, When a Stranger Calls (1979 version), Paranormal Activity, Grave Encounters, Halloween, Babysitter Wanted, Friday the 13th.

Some comedy movies I like: Hangover, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Anger Management, the Dictator, Waterboy, Billy Madison, Talladega Nights, Meet the Parents, and Bridesmaids.

Some Action movies I like: Basically any super hero movie and I like Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I also like the Back to the Future movies and all the Batman movies from the 80s and 90s. Sorry but Jack Nicholson is better as the joker than Heath Ledger.

In terms of my favorite food. Well I eat everything but any kind of seafood. My favorite food in no particular order is Chinese Pepper Steak with cold sesame noodles, hard and soft shell tacos, Cheeseburgers and hot dogs, Spaghetti with meatballs, my Pizza Hut specialty pie and a lot of more.

In terms of Music I like listening to a little bit of everything. I like 80s music as well as 90s music. Some of my favorite singers are Taylor Swift, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Creed, U2, Carry Underwood, and more.
The six things I could never do without
Family, gps, good home, good job, good career, and true love in general.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hmmmmm I like to spend time thinking about a lot of different stuff. I like thinking about future opportunities in life. I like also thinking about things that interest me like controversial topics about sports and life in general. Like for example why are there Yankees fans that support a loser like Alex Rodriguez? That just goes to show casual fans buy into whatever crap that is thrown out there. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if fans bought tickets if guys played into their 60s. It's comical, but true. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically I will spend it going out to eat with family or a few of my friends. I tend to like to hang out with my family more often in particular my brother in law mostly because I'm very family oriented.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1.) I have had a few life threatening surgeries in my life. One was for pylorex stenosis related to my digestive tract and another was for a urinary tract infection.

2.) I'm an old school person. I like to watch old school movies, music, tv, and play old school video games.

3.) I believe this song should replace the U.S. national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk

4.) I witnessed a UFO encounter from my room and then amazingly dreamed about it this year after 6 years had passed. And no I'm not crazy, I'm serious.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Anyways I say go for it and message me if you have any inclination to do so. Be like Rex Ryan, now that's a man who would say screw punting on 4th and 20 and be aggressive and go for it on 4th down. Screw the hesitancy, screw the passiveness, screw licking a llamas anus or giving a beaver mouth to mouth recessitation, who knows what the hell could happen on 4th and 20. I'll tell ya that Rex Ryan I think he is one clown for going for it, but guts that's what he's got GUTS lol. No but I'm only kidding, if you do have interest though just shoot me a message if:

1.) You think we might get along and can respect my sexual morals. Sorry girls I'm religious and it's too easy to fall for that peer pressure crap just because most others are doing it before marriage.

2.) You are non-judgmental and are driven to bring out the best in a partner.

3.) Not required, but bonus points if you like to run/jog and watch sports on tv.